I'm just gonna quit eating.

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  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Good for me if your donating your sushi rolls to me. :smile:

    Are you frikkin kidding me? Never! NEVER!

    *hoards sushi rolls*
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Look here y'all, disaster averted. I kept refreshing the scale...you know, getting off, peeing a little, getting on, repeat...until it showed a 4 oz. loss. Take that, scale!

    I can eat again! Woot!

    I guess this means no bra burning today. Oh well.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Look here y'all, disaster averted. I kept refreshing the scale...you know, getting off, peeing a little, getting off, repeat...until it showed a 4 oz. loss. Take that, scale!

    I can eat again! Woot!

    I guess this means no bra burning today. Oh well.

    Stupid scale. :grumble:
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Dammit! I got on again, just to make sure, you know, and it showed a 2 pound gain!

    Why is it being so mean to me??? :sad: :sad:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Dammit! I got on again, just to make sure, you know, and it showed a 2 pound gain!

    Why is it being so mean to me??? :sad: :sad:

    You should have let the boobies free, now the gazonga Gods are mad at you.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Free my boobies?? :huh:

    But if I set them free, will they come back to me?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Sure, you just have to pay attention to them...let them know you love them...caress them....squeeze them....

    and...uhhhh

    take pictures

    lots of pictures.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Free my boobies?? :huh:

    But if I set them free, will they come back to me?

    If they don't they were never yours to begin with.

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