Bad Poetry

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  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    I wrote a haiku.
    It didn't suck too badly.
    I deleted it.

    i read your haiku.
    it was really quite funny
    or was it? ha ha.

    I never got it.
    Do please email it again.
    Holding my breath now.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    I wrote a haiku.
    It didn't suck too badly.
    I deleted it.

    i read your haiku.
    it was really quite funny
    or was it? ha ha.

    I never got it.
    Please email it again.
    Holding my breath now.

    is your email down?
    oh, i know! we're not friends--duh!
    here, let's try this now.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/946720-my-love-for-my-friends-in-limericks

    I've done enough... I'm on holidays for a while. lol
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    There once was a website...MFP
    Filled with all sorts, most of em horny
    They'd date, smash, or pass
    Talk sabotage and gas
    And from time to time, bout things fitness-ey

    The main forums are mod'ed for work
    So THERE, you cannot be a jerk
    But take it to groups
    And out come the troops
    En Masse, with their +18 style smirk

    Either way there is fun to be had
    Keep butthurt low, and do not get mad
    Success you can find
    It just take some time
    And there's more than 1200 calories to be had!
  • schmetterling1
    schmetterling1 Posts: 130 Member
    Robins are red,
    Mice are grey,
    I'm going to catch you today

    My son said this one at breakfast a few weeks ago.
    He said it was for our cat.
  • schmetterling1
    schmetterling1 Posts: 130 Member
    <~~~ dedicated to my wine. : )

    Wine is red,
    Wine is white
    Wine is such a delight.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    I wrote a haiku.
    It didn't suck too badly.
    I deleted it.

    i read your haiku.
    it was really quite funny
    or was it? ha ha.

    I never got it.
    Please email it again.
    Holding my breath now.

    is your email down?
    oh, i know! we're not friends--duh!
    here, let's try this now.

    Friend request was sent.
    I see you have accepted.
    Spring blossoms silver.

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