WORST NAMES EVER!!!!

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  • VanessaHeartsMasr
    VanessaHeartsMasr Posts: 727
    Actual names of people that I know or friends of mine know. I actually have a running list of these names because I find them so fascinating and entertaining:

    Reality
    Notorious
    Tangerine
    Lovely Helle
    Di*k Law
    Sunshine
    Harry Ball
    Kandy Kuehn (pronounced candy cane)
    Beryl (pronounced barrel)
    Bronte (named after Emily Bronte, the author)
    Atlantis
    Wanna Hyunh (pronounced wanna win)
    and the worst one of all: Vaginique

    Had to edit Di*k because it blocked the whole thing out. Jeez, its a name for crying out loud!!
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    Real Names:

    -Delicious Johnson
    -Richard Cox
    -Richard Friend
    -Poopity Hastaporn (he lived at my apartment complex; prod my friend Dsieda from my friends list as she know he exists!)
    - Mr. Boner (elementary school gym teacher)
  • ilovescarymovies
    ilovescarymovies Posts: 202 Member
    Charmin, Tamela, Chasta, Fallen-pronounced Fallon, my last name is Chappell pronounced Chapel was made fun of in high school for that. and the principal pronounced it chuh-pelle lol
  • Gidzmo
    Gidzmo Posts: 904 Member
    In light of the news about Baby "Hashtag"

    I seriously think that some people need to go before city council or something and get permission on their baby's names so the poor kid won't be made fun of for the rest of their lives... Goodness. It was all in fun so it wasn't really a big deal to me... but being named Jenny... I got Forrest Gump references all through high school and even still do... I can only imagine what the kids would have done if I had been named hashtag...

    Hashtag? Someone named their baby 'Hashtag'? Poor kid. Wonder what the grandparents thought of that?

    I don't quite make the connection between your name and 'Forrest Gump'. Haven't seen the movie, either.
  • loztandfound
    loztandfound Posts: 73 Member
    Gidzmo - Jenny is Forrest's girlfriend in the film.

    I have heard of some very weird names, but all are actual names.... just random one like Fergus and Aggie on 6 year olds.....
  • cheerforsteelers
    cheerforsteelers Posts: 686 Member
    I couldn't contain my laughter while reading these. The worst/funniest last name I came across - Klitz.
  • traceyjj
    traceyjj Posts: 406 Member
    My surname is Jones, so when I was pregnant with my eldest child, I told the people I was working with I would call "it" Indiana if it were a boy, or India-Anna if it was a girl.... the poor men in my office believed I would do that too. The looks on their faces the first time I told them thats what I was naming my first born was so funny, I kept it going right up until I left for my maternity leave... My son Adam was born 2 weeks later :)
  • kelbelzz
    kelbelzz Posts: 92 Member
    In light of the news about Baby "Hashtag"

    I seriously think that some people need to go before city council or something and get permission on their baby's names so the poor kid won't be made fun of for the rest of their lives... Goodness. It was all in fun so it wasn't really a big deal to me... but being named Jenny... I got Forrest Gump references all through high school and even still do... I can only imagine what the kids would have done if I had been named hashtag...

    Worst kid names I've actually know of.
    1. Hashtag
    2. La-a (pronounced la-dash-a)
    3. Orangejello
    4. lemonjello
    5. Mike Literous

    LOL I had a patient named la-a. I went out there and called "lah-ah." And she was like UM IT'S LA-DASH-A. uh, okay.
    All of these posts had me rollin.
  • Chrysopteron
    Chrysopteron Posts: 57 Member
    I was at the playground with my daughter once and over heard a woman calling her daughter Jazzicka and her son Moses, weird combo


    And how did you come by the spelling from her calling? Sounds like plain old "Jessica" to me... maybe with a bit of a funny accent, but still...
  • bufger
    bufger Posts: 763 Member
    I once spent a funny couple of hours looking through the cencus in the UK at names registered at residences. One of them found was a lady called 'fanny bush'

    Another one i actually know is an Indian guy called Anul Cockram
  • cgarand
    cgarand Posts: 541 Member
    I know a guy named Randy Cox...well, in the USA nobody really gives it a second thought. But, when he was in the UK people thought that was the funniest name ever! LOL One name that I really don't like, though it is popular right now is Dakota. It's a good name for a dog...
  • thingal12
    thingal12 Posts: 302 Member
    I worked at a bank once, years ago, and I used to see the weirdest names.. I have no idea how these people live with it and aren't getting their name changed :huh:
  • briebear77
    briebear77 Posts: 253 Member
    Mike Hunt, one of my high school teachers lol.
  • littleredcera
    littleredcera Posts: 3
    How about Woodfin Fagge. He went by Woody.
  • littleredcera
    littleredcera Posts: 3
    Also, one of the surgeons in town is Dr. Payne.

    One of the gastro surgeons in the next big town is called Dr. Hyman. He missed his calling as an OB/GYN.
  • Daysednconfused
    Daysednconfused Posts: 975 Member
    Another good one! Twins named Dowanna Mann and Donita Mann... why??:sick:

    That's hilarious even if I had to say it out loud before I got it!
  • Daysednconfused
    Daysednconfused Posts: 975 Member
    A friend of mine used to date a girl named... Penny Nickels. They would call her loose change

    Another one I'm gonna have to remember. That's friggen awesome.....NOT!
  • 8goodgirl0
    8goodgirl0 Posts: 127 Member
    I remember two which I have come across via work:

    Dr De'ath
    and
    Jenny B0ll0ck
  • Jamie_Lauren
    Jamie_Lauren Posts: 211 Member
    I feel like I'm going to hell for laughing at this one but it was just so funny!

    My sister goes to uni with a group of very lovely Arab girls and they each gave themselves an "Australian" name for people to call them by so they don't have to keep pronouncing their real names. One of these girls has a traditional name that is actually a very beautiful name in her country but sounds like something very different. Her name is Poopak. (not sure if that's the spelling)
  • Jamie_Lauren
    Jamie_Lauren Posts: 211 Member
    Also....in my boyfriend's home town of Coffs Harbour there lives a man who legally changed his name to Dr. Funky Bunny Love.

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