Vegas/Bar Name
will010574
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I think we have had this topic come up before but Im restarting it because I like to hear everyones craziness.
Last weekend while out perusing the local bars I ran into a group of ladies and we made introductions and after chatting for a while they all admitted they actually gave me their bar names. I was not at all disappointed that they gave me fake names, I was however completely disappointed in their total lack of creativity with their choices...for example one womans name was Jennifer and she gave her bar name as Michelle.....BORING!
For the record, my bar name is Lance Malibu and he is an underwater volcano researcher! He has his own twitter acct etc etc.
So if your bar name is boring please put more effort into it....feel free to msg me I will assign names. Otherwise what is your bar name and does he/she have an alter ego or do you just use any random name?
Last weekend while out perusing the local bars I ran into a group of ladies and we made introductions and after chatting for a while they all admitted they actually gave me their bar names. I was not at all disappointed that they gave me fake names, I was however completely disappointed in their total lack of creativity with their choices...for example one womans name was Jennifer and she gave her bar name as Michelle.....BORING!
For the record, my bar name is Lance Malibu and he is an underwater volcano researcher! He has his own twitter acct etc etc.
So if your bar name is boring please put more effort into it....feel free to msg me I will assign names. Otherwise what is your bar name and does he/she have an alter ego or do you just use any random name?
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I'm just curious to see what everyone says...
I do not have a bar name. However, when I used to drink, a few of my friends would call me Super Sam. (Cause I was crazy as ****)0 -
I have no bar name
Everyone at my bars knows me by name. However my bar person is really just my regular persona with booze in her. LOL 0 -
Sam, you are now Sandra Shine...you used to work for Google but got disillusioned with it and didnt feel like you were contributing to the world, so now you are a fundraiser for various non profits around the world!
Jen, you are Beatriz (buh - treace) and you were a liquor rep for a long time but now (and its a funny story how it came to be) you are a talent scout for Ford Modeling. I dont know what the funny story is, so just make a new one each time you tell it!0 -
I used to pull this name deal at the bar all the time. I would act like a big deal or just an *kitten* until one of the gals would ask what my problem is.... to that I would reply: WHAT? Do you not know who I am?? I'm Jim "name of the bar."
Some of my favorites were:
Jim Moose Country
Jim Old Chicago
Jim Happy Gnome
Jim Blue Goose
You get the idea, lets just say it always picked up interest and some laughs... feel free to use it.0 -
Haha I've never thought to use a bar name before - I have worn a green wig though XD0
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I don't have one, but this is too fun, so I think I'll make one up right now...
Leigh Legsformiles, I'm a killer whale trainer at Sea World in San Diego, but got bit during a session that had to come to Ohio to recover with my family. The huge "war wound" (which I make sure to show EVERYONE) is healing nicely and I can't wait to get back to the surf, sunshine and the animals.0 -
OMG! You Americans are nuts!! :laugh: Never heard of such a thing!!
You can make one up for me tho Will :bigsmile:0 -
I have used Tina and believe it or not... Electra.... For the most part I do use my real name though.0
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I have used Tina and believe it or not... Electra.... For the most part I do use my real name though.
I wouldn't mind you making one up for me as well
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Anna after almost 7 whole seconds of thought I have decided you are now....Sheryl Fuque (pronounced **** U if you so choose) and you are a retired high end escort. You are bored with your retirement though and now host sex classes for women who want to really bring it home. You train housewives that want to bring the spice back as well as new escorts and up and cumming (pun intended) porn stars.0
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Kristen that is fantastic!!! I like where your head is at!!
AFV I will dub you soon, have to go to the gym first and it looks like I may have to do some work today as well.0 -
I didn't get one 0
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I didn't get one
We are both patiently waiting :flowerforyou:0 -
Ted Nugent0
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Okay SB has sent a request (sorry I havent gotten to all of them yet) I still havent gotten to the gym either!!!
Anyhow (TMI coming up in 3, 2, 1) because when I got her request I was literally rubbing one out, here is her backstory:
Name: Dani and you are literally a jack of all trades so you started your own company doing various tasks: make these up for yourself just make sure you can bull**** your way through them. But the important thing is as you own your own business and it grows and you hired more and more employees it gives some time and freedom to really do the things you love!!! Youve tried scuba diving, rock climbing, jumping out of airplanes etc etc Right now though, you are tired of all the action adventure sports so with all this free time, you are the girl who gives the happy endings at the massage parlor and you absolutely love it!
Inspiration from my office!0 -
I've used Bianca....but would be interested to know what you have in your magic bag of names for me.
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Okay SB has sent a request (sorry I havent gotten to all of them yet) I still havent gotten to the gym either!!!
Anyhow (TMI coming up in 3, 2, 1) because when I got her request I was literally rubbing one out, here is her backstory:
Name: Dani and you are literally a jack of all trades so you started your own company doing various tasks: make these up for yourself just make sure you can bull**** your way through them. But the important thing is as you own your own business and it grows and you hired more and more employees it gives some time and freedom to really do the things you love!!! Youve tried scuba diving, rock climbing, jumping out of airplanes etc etc Right now though, you are tired of all the action adventure sports so with all this free time, you are the girl who gives the happy endings at the massage parlor and you absolutely love it!
Inspiration from my office!
Wow.. a business-minded, whorish adventurer...wait.. am I Richard Branson in the library with the candlestick??!
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Kits: You are now a professional life coach. Except your philosophy etc is more a cross between the movie Anger Management and one of those gaudy pick up artist guys. Work out the backstory and even though you have absolutely no medical or school training you insist on calling yourself Dr. So everyone may I introduce Dr Lovelace (yes after Linda)
AFV: I was almost at a blank here as I have not had the pleasure of reading many of your posts but I believe you are from Florida, so
Your name is Rose and you because of your ridiculousl ability to work with very small things (insert joke about ex bf here) have been hired by NASA for stupid amounts of money and your only job is to solder one tiny little piece together but it is so important to some bull**** you have to make up or the space shuttle, mars rover and all sorts of satellites would literally fall out of the sky. Oh and you are living proof that DeVry tech institute has the greatest job placement of any school in the world!0 -
Haha! Those are awesome... I can't say I've ever had a bar name.0
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My bar name was always Violet. I don't know why, came up with it when I was drunk one night. lol No good story. So have at it Will. BTW, love how creative you are.0
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Kits: You are now a professional life coach. Except your philosophy etc is more a cross between the movie Anger Management and one of those gaudy pick up artist guys. Work out the backstory and even though you have absolutely no medical or school training you insist on calling yourself Dr. So everyone may I introduce Dr Lovelace (yes after Linda)
AFV: I was almost at a blank here as I have not had the pleasure of reading many of your posts but I believe you are from Florida, so
Your name is Rose and you because of your ridiculousl ability to work with very small things (insert joke about ex bf here) have been hired by NASA for stupid amounts of money and your only job is to solder one tiny little piece together but it is so important to some bull**** you have to make up or the space shuttle, mars rover and all sorts of satellites would literally fall out of the sky. Oh and you are living proof that DeVry tech institute has the greatest job placement of any school in the world!
Hi my name is Rose.... and I work for NASA... So Mike- how does that make you feel? lol
THANKS! lmao0 -
Okay Sherry has sent in a request:
so Sherry you are now Cierra, you are only in town for a short time (who cares that you live there) you are living the life Kerouac wrote about in Route 66. Adventure and travel but to help finance your travels you depend on the kindness of strange men in bars. A you scratch my back Ill do dirty things to you kind of symbiosis! Very important here that no matter where a person asks if you have been there you have been there or are on your way there next. And even if they grew up there etc they are wrong about everything and you disagree completely about how they describe it...for example oh have you been to Vegas? You of course say yes but it is so boring you had to leave quickly. Then suggest maybe Vegas would be better if they had gambling houses, strippers maybe a bordello or three!0 -
My bar name was always Violet. I don't know why, came up with it when I was drunk one night. lol No good story. So have at it Will. BTW, love how creative you are.
You are still Violet but you are a professional dominatrix...which gives you free reign to literally slap men if they even hint at anything you do not approve of!
Of course to pull this off you need a new wardrobe complete with lots of leather, rubber, and awe inspiring cleavage (I checked your profile...you are qualified)
And for those boys who get too excited and wont leave you alone even after the slap.....your specialty is strap on sex with men! BOOM0 -
I've used Bianca....but would be interested to know what you have in your magic bag of names for me.
Bianca is a great name...however, you are limited here. Basically Bianca I hate to say it you are still working at Hooters. You started there to help pay your way through school but you never actually enrolled in school. You did make the calendar three years running and with your earnings you bought a hot tub big enough to hold 30 ppl. Unfortunately you still work at Hooters and have not yet made it to hostess.
to pull this off you really have to play the woe is me and I dont understand why all my goals havent come to fruition etc etc, but of course nothing is ever your fault...and then when all is lost you remember your grandmother bought stock in IBM when they first opened and you have this huge trust fund so you bought 3 Hooters restaurants and now do absolutely nothing!0 -
My bar name was always Violet. I don't know why, came up with it when I was drunk one night. lol No good story. So have at it Will. BTW, love how creative you are.
You are still Violet but you are a professional dominatrix...which gives you free reign to literally slap men if they even hint at anything you do not approve of!
Of course to pull this off you need a new wardrobe complete with lots of leather, rubber, and awe inspiring cleavage (I checked your profile...you are qualified)
And for those boys who get too excited and wont leave you alone even after the slap.....your specialty is strap on sex with men! BOOM
How did you know??? Wouldn't be the first time someone thought I was a dominatrix. lol0 -
wow. you are creative Will
I have never had a bar name....maybe I should start?0 -
Are you kidding me??? Moe you already have the perfect bar name...and oh by the way the bartender from the Simpsons is based loosely off of your life...and that of course led to the creation of Quaqmire another character based off your life..Giggity!0
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Okay Sherry has sent in a request:
so Sherry you are now Cierra, you are only in town for a short time (who cares that you live there) you are living the life Kerouac wrote about in Route 66. Adventure and travel but to help finance your travels you depend on the kindness of strange men in bars. A you scratch my back Ill do dirty things to you kind of symbiosis! Very important here that no matter where a person asks if you have been there you have been there or are on your way there next. And even if they grew up there etc they are wrong about everything and you disagree completely about how they describe it...for example oh have you been to Vegas? You of course say yes but it is so boring you had to leave quickly. Then suggest maybe Vegas would be better if they had gambling houses, strippers maybe a bordello or three!
Love it! thank you!!0 -
Last weekend while out perusing the local bars I ran into a group of ladies and we made introductions and after chatting for a while they all admitted they actually gave me their bar names.
This is messed up on so many levels! I want nothing to do with this type of woman. I'd rather meet a woman playing tennis or at exercise class. Mamba Out!0 -
Very creative and apparently very bored at work. LOVE IT though! 0
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