Lines from women that should, but don't, turn off guys

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  • pucenavel
    pucenavel Posts: 972 Member
    Hi, my role model is Nadya Suleman.

    (sound of me running away)
  • dorothytd
    dorothytd Posts: 1,138 Member
    Is that a banana in your pocket... you know the rest!

    This one cracks me up because I often throw a banana into my coat pocket when I'm going somewhere. So I just tell people I'm happy to see them.... :smile:
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    I ran over by last boyfriend with his car after burning all his clothes and cutting myself repeatedly.

    Guys think: must be great in bed . . .
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    I ran over by last boyfriend with his car after burning all his clothes and cutting myself repeatedly.

    Guys think: must be great in bed . . .

    Weird, but usually true.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    NO.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    The baby's not due for 2 weeks... can i have your number??


    wait... that might not be bad... ugh men are gross.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    The baby's not due for 2 weeks... can i have your number??


    wait... that might not be bad... ugh men are gross.

    There are whole subsets of porn that deal with this. SMH
  • Greenrun99
    Greenrun99 Posts: 2,065 Member
    I won't smash your stuff, I promise I am not crazy.. or am I
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    If you're talking to us, we know we have a shot at having sex with you.
    Not much you can say to make that a bad thing.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    If you're talking to us, we know we have a shot at having sex with you.
    Not much you can say to make that a bad thing.

    This!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I ran over by last boyfriend with his car after burning all his clothes and cutting myself repeatedly.

    Guys think: must be great in bed . . .

    It's true. The more bat-**** crazy they are, the better they are.
  • Midnight_Sunshine
    Midnight_Sunshine Posts: 369 Member
    I honestly can't think of anything... Anything weird I can come up with there is a penis out there that will be attracted to it.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    I ran over by last boyfriend with his car after burning all his clothes and cutting myself repeatedly.

    Guys think: must be great in bed . . .

    It's true. The more bat-**** crazy they are, the better they are.
    Truth.
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    I love you!
  • Carnal_Desire
    Carnal_Desire Posts: 12 Member
    I ran over by last boyfriend with his car after burning all his clothes and cutting myself repeatedly.

    Guys think: must be great in bed . . .




    That is just too funny!!! So Basically, what all you guys are saying is that we can't deliberately turn you off, right?
  • Carnal_Desire
    Carnal_Desire Posts: 12 Member
    I won't smash your stuff, I promise I am not crazy.. or am I


    Some guys really like that kinda thing.. Look up some websites, crazyyyyyy
  • johnny059qn
    johnny059qn Posts: 163 Member
    I love you!

    Winner!!
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    The baby's not due for 2 weeks... can i have your number??


    wait... that might not be bad... ugh men are gross.

    There are whole subsets of porn that deal with this. SMH

    RULE 34, No exceptions.
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
    I love you!

    Winner!!

    Bingo!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    "Did that pepper spray sting, BigBoy?"

    Turns me off every time. Think I'm developing a resistance to it, though. So I got that going for me. Which is good.

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