work out to look like a stripper

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  • What?? No Salma Hayek gif??

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    Awesome! and you can totally pull this off puffy!

    I just need a snake.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Woa....i :heart: this thread.
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    If you are the best looking girl in the club, you are not at a real strip club.

    TRUE. Go into any strip club in Hollywood, CA, and you will be in a real strip club. D*MN, those girls are HOT. And a few of them are ex-Playmates/Penthouse/Hustler girls. Well, a few of the ones I have met, anyway.
  • There are pole fitness classes that give you a total workout from top to bottom, look for one in your area. I promise you will be addicted to working out!
  • ReinasWrath
    ReinasWrath Posts: 1,173 Member
    I'm glad I clicked on this thread. :love:
  • If you are the best looking girl in the club, you are not at a real strip club.

    TRUE. Go into any strip club in Hollywood, CA, and you will be in a real strip club. D*MN, those girls are HOT. And a few of them are ex-Playmates/Penthouse/Hustler girls. Well, a few of the ones I have met, anyway.


    but, but, but.... have you guys even seen ME?!?









    I. AM. KIDDING!!! :laugh:
  • DarksMama
    DarksMama Posts: 5 Member
    Pole classes.

    I was a stripper back in the day, and I was CUT. I started pole classes a few years after I decided I was getting too old for that jazz (LOL) and have been able to shear off a fair amount. Great strength builder too. I'll be going back to it as soon as my friend's studio reopens after their relocation.

    Y'all crack me up with some of your popular misconceptions of strip clubs. LOL Those playmate/porn star slags were NOT real strippers. Half of them couldn't dance. And most of them were druggies.

    REAL strippers are real looking girls. Not plastic princesses with an attitude and a coke line under their nose. Just saying.
  • weese17
    weese17 Posts: 236 Member
    This thread needs more Channing Tatum.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    If you are the best looking girl in the club, you are not at a real strip club.

    TRUE. Go into any strip club in Hollywood, CA, and you will be in a real strip club. D*MN, those girls are HOT. And a few of them are ex-Playmates/Penthouse/Hustler girls. Well, a few of the ones I have met, anyway.


    but, but, but.... have you guys even seen ME?!?









    I. AM. KIDDING!!! :laugh:

    Truth is truth, kidding or not!! :flowerforyou:
  • This thread needs more Channing Tatum.

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  • If you are the best looking girl in the club, you are not at a real strip club.

    TRUE. Go into any strip club in Hollywood, CA, and you will be in a real strip club. D*MN, those girls are HOT. And a few of them are ex-Playmates/Penthouse/Hustler girls. Well, a few of the ones I have met, anyway.


    but, but, but.... have you guys even seen ME?!?









    I. AM. KIDDING!!! :laugh:

    Truth is truth, kidding or not!! :flowerforyou:

    I really was kidding, but thank you, Hotty McHotty.
  • Twerk!

    like this??

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  • Deadlift!
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    Bleh - forgot how to post the link.

    I don't think you're supposed to arch your back like that.
    What do you mean? I always arch my back when working the pole.
  • emmawoolf84
    emmawoolf84 Posts: 243 Member
    I just lost my mind.
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    I can send you my home videos if you'd like to learn some moves.

    AHEM. I'd like copies of these videos also.

    o_o/ meee too

    Sent! Check your boxes

    *giggle snort*
    Methinks CatrinaH's inbox may be full very soon.
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    I've only seen the stripper-gram strippers live in the UK, and that's more about ritual humiliation than sex :laugh:
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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    ZOMGGGG that's from CHUCK!! Frikkin LOVE that show.

    CAPRICA!!!!!

    FINALLY. I died a little inside with that "Chuck" comment...
    <3 six

    I would eradicate the entire human race for her, just saying lol
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    Pole dancing, and lots of it!

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  • Pole dancing, and lots of it!

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    that looks fun!
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    that looks fun!

    It's my favourite past time :). Highly recommended!

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