Person above you arrested for what?

Violating the neighbour's property - something nasty with the water heater or something!

kissing too many frogs

Too sweet to be arrested!

Selling government secrets to the Canadians.

Having the best socks

drunk driving

"I swear...it's just coffee"

For indecent exposure

You look so innocent, but they arrested you for loitering anyway. (Pfft be happy! They sometimes confuse loitering with solicitation.)

Steroids.