Nun gives birth???
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Parthenogenesis.
Someone call Dr House to confirm!0 -
Could be worst, once a pope got pregnant.
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My first guess would be some man placed his genitalia inside her genitalia. But what do I know?
Nope never happened. Nuns dont have sex, same as priests.... we all know that,
I'm taking a guess on some random act where someone just placed sperm on her clothing as a joke & it happened that way. Or perhaps she took a bath after a priest did? You know there may have been some left over residue :laugh:0 -
It sounds nice. The nuns at the convent will have a new baby. They won't kick the mom out, will they?
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It sounds nice. The nuns at the convent will have a new baby. They won't kick the mom out, will they?
#nonCatholicQuestion
Of course they will ... kick both her and the baby out I understand she committed herself to a life of celibacy, but I dunno that kicking her out is the right way to go about things. But they will, because nuns must be completely celibate0 -
Turkey baster abuse!0
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It sounds nice. The nuns at the convent will have a new baby. They won't kick the mom out, will they?
#nonCatholicQuestion
Of course they will ... kick both her and the baby out I understand she committed herself to a life of celibacy, but I dunno that kicking her out is the right way to go about things. But they will, because nuns must be completely celibate
So much for charity to your fellow man in need.
That's just wrong to kick her out.
But I guess it makes some sense, otherwise all of us who would like to have kids but not husbands might find the Order to be a great plan! :laugh:
Religion. It's complicated.0 -
sloots gon sloot0
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She rejected a pearl necklace and was rewarded with a baby.Turkey baster abuse!
I rate the above answers 10/10
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She's having a baby because the church finally hired a priest who likes women.0
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The bigger news should be that it's possible that a Priest had sex with a female for once. This has got to be a step in the right direction from where they've been heading in, oh, the last 2,000 years or so...0
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She rejected a pearl necklace and was rewarded with a baby.Turkey baster abuse!
I rate the above answers 10/10
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10/10, would baptize.0 -
Cmon, people. She OBVIOUSLY prayed. Obviously.0
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IVF or a turkey baster if she didn't do it the old fashioned way0
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The only answer can be that it is the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Its not the *coming* of jesus christ that caused this thats for sure!0 -
I didn't hear that "she didn't know how she got pregnant." I heard "she didn't know she was pregnant."0
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She got laid...simples.0
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Awwww, so sorry she is going through this!
but hopefully the baby will bring her joy.0 -
The only answer can be that it is the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Its not the *coming* of jesus christ that caused this thats for sure!
hahahahaha0
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