What's the best way to dump my gf?
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Is this whacky Wednesday thread day?0
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Two of the worst ways I've been dump: one: over Myspace, through a bulletin. two: i wasnt dumped. seriously, he just ran away from it, never said anything to me, and refused to talk to me.
you could go FRIENDS style, drink too much expresso, hit her in the eye, than have a friend do it for you XD0 -
Is this whacky Wednesday thread day?
It is! I'll bet he's a handsome one, too.0 -
Do it in person but make sure you say "It's not you it's me." There will be no scene.
Just kidding.
Who here thinks that no matter what anyone says on here, he will send this poor woman a text??????0 -
Do it in person but make sure you say "It's not you it's me." There will be no scene.
Just kidding.
Who here thinks that no matter what anyone says on here, he will send this poor woman a text??????
Oh yea, she's getting a text... If he doesn't know what to say to break up with someone through text, he certanly isn't going to get the cojones to do it in person.0 -
I'm surprised, with all the protein shakes you consume, that anyone even wants to be in the same room with you. You're a lucky guy, you should hold on to this one!
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I don't know what makes you think breaking up by text is going to avoid drama.0
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Please choose the response most appropriate to your age group:
10-13 years old: Instant Messaging
14-16 years old: Text Message
17-18 years old: Phone Call
18+ : Talk in person0 -
I am thinking singing telegram0
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Sleep with her brother0
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I have felt clingy before, after some soul searching I realized I wasn't into her. If its all out on facebook, break up in person. She will ask, is there someone else...what did I do, etc. Tell her no its just me, I'm not interested in a relationship at this point in my life. If you backdoor her or sleep with her friend it will end up on FB0
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My best ever breakup strategy? (used this just a few weeks, worked like a charm) Went to his home, waited for him to arrive home from work. Told him the news. Talked. Cried. Banged. Watched a movie. Banged. Got dinner. Banged. Banged. Went to sleep. Woke up. Banged in the back door. Banged. Slept some more. Woke up. Banged. Ate breakfast. Banged. Watched the first quarter of the superbowl. Banged. Ate dinner. Banged. Banged. Slept. Woke up. Left.
Best. Breakup. Ever.0 -
Next time you guys get on the phone let her know you need to talk to her about something. She will of course want to know what it is right away rather then get together in person first. But do it over the phone at the very least, she might want to know why you don't want to see her, which is legitimate, wouldn't you want to know why someone you really liked stopped wanting to be around you? If you are afraid she will start crying, don't get hung up on it. She will get over it and move on with her life too and you will both be better off for having been forward and honest. If she gets cray cray, and nothing you say is helping, just say you're really sorry to have hurt her, tell her you have to go and hang up. That's all you can do, over and done with.0
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Ugh, chivalry is clearly dead....Such terrible advice here. Clearly a telegram or Morris code is the only respectable way.0
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My best ever breakup strategy? (used this just a few weeks, worked like a charm) Went to his home, waited for him to arrive home from work. Told him the news. Talked. Cried. Banged. Watched a movie. Banged. Got dinner. Banged. Banged. Went to sleep. Woke up. Banged in the back door. Banged. Slept some more. Woke up. Banged. Ate breakfast. Banged. Watched the first quarter of the superbowl. Banged. Ate dinner. Banged. Banged. Slept. Woke up. Left.
Best. Breakup. Ever.
Ohmygawd. Absolutely the best breakup strategy advice ever. Seriously. I'd break up with you anytime.0 -
My best ever breakup strategy? (used this just a few weeks, worked like a charm) Went to his home, waited for him to arrive home from work. Told him the news. Talked. Cried. Banged. Watched a movie. Banged. Got dinner. Banged. Banged. Went to sleep. Woke up. Banged in the back door. Banged. Slept some more. Woke up. Banged. Ate breakfast. Banged. Watched the first quarter of the superbowl. Banged. Ate dinner. Banged. Banged. Slept. Woke up. Left.
Best. Breakup. Ever.
I'm not even upset. In the least little bit. Sure I missed the second half of the Super Bowl, and i no longer have a "girl friend" but it felt like I won.0 -
Just be honest and tell her she is too clingy and you do not want to stay in this relationship. End of discussion.
Don't text, that is tacky. If she makes a scene, walk away but whatever you do, don't lead her on.
Rip the band-aid off quickly.0 -
My best ever breakup strategy? (used this just a few weeks, worked like a charm) Went to his home, waited for him to arrive home from work. Told him the news. Talked. Banged. Banged. Got dinner. Banged. Banged. Went to sleep. Woke up. Banged in the back door. Banged. Slept some more. Woke up. Banged. Ate breakfast. Banged. Banged. Ate dinner. Banged. Banged. Slept. Woke up. Left.
Best. Breakup. Ever.
Solid plan!!0 -
Well...considering your un, I'm thinking break-up by text may not be so inappropriate Go for it, scumbag! Lol
Exactly what I was thinking! LOL0 -
Perhaps send her a few adult toys. Just right a message something like, "I'm not man enough, I hope these will do in the meantime".0
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