Why would the erson above u be mad at you?

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  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    I asked if he were a ninja with that face scarf but he was hiding a REALLY bad tattoo from a night of drunken debauchery
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,678 Member
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    I de-alphabetized his DVDs
  • jeneferphillips89
    jeneferphillips89 Posts: 268
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    I plucked a wild hair from his beard
  • djxil
    djxil Posts: 357
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    @jeneferphilli. Well, I am not sure why she would be mad at me, so I tried on her stilettos, all the boys said I looked great, Oh, yeah, I broke the tip off the heal, that's why she's pissed, sorry Jennifer, I will buy you a new pair, promise!
  • jeneferphillips89
    jeneferphillips89 Posts: 268
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    I put the tip of the broken stiletto in his mouth and told him to suck it. Punishment for wearing my shoes
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    I asked if she dyed her own hair and if not, she should consider finding a new stylist.
  • mariepreston1995
    mariepreston1995 Posts: 221
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    He wouldn't
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Took her profile pic with a camera mounted on the toe of my boot.
  • josephbar
    josephbar Posts: 187 Member
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    @marie: Because i wouldn't let her pay or split the bill for dinner

    @saint: he knows i'm geekier than him.... ;-)
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
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    I hid all his clothes
  • ReginaldBrontosaurus
    ReginaldBrontosaurus Posts: 372 Member
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    Ignores thread flirting even at level 1000
  • FreshKrisKreash
    FreshKrisKreash Posts: 444 Member
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    I asked him to take off his face mask and he said no and I ripped it off and revealed that he had horse teeth.
  • josephbar
    josephbar Posts: 187 Member
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    Because i keep calling her Krissy
  • FrankieFrench1
    FrankieFrench1 Posts: 289 Member
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    Shaved off his facial hair.
  • HunterKiller_deleted
    HunterKiller_deleted Posts: 458
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    I stole her comic!
  • sunshinesquared
    sunshinesquared Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Because I saw his spongebob!
  • FreshKrisKreash
    FreshKrisKreash Posts: 444 Member
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    Because I borrowed her sunglasses and never gave them back.
  • ReginaldBrontosaurus
    ReginaldBrontosaurus Posts: 372 Member
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    Because I revealed to her the bad news that, because of advertising, when I creep her pics it looks like she is posing with a mutant battle vag. The good news is, so does everyone else.
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  • FreshKrisKreash
    FreshKrisKreash Posts: 444 Member
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    eww that looks like my grandpa's ear!!
    he died 2 years ago. lol
    he's mad at me because I replaced all the food in his fridge with headless barbies
  • jeneferphillips89
    jeneferphillips89 Posts: 268
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    Because I put the barbie heads under her pillow

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