Trapped in an elevator with the person above you would...

Sing one of my songs that I wrote

Um, going down?

Pop my gum like a teenager and play with my phone

stare at his chest out of the corner of my eye while pretending to read a magazine.

shun her and put The Turbo on speakerphone so that they could discuss their dinner plans. :P

do pushups.

talk about hair
(my hair is long too)

Make protein fart for both of us to enjoy and discuss.

Ask if she is as smart as she looks

Thumb wrestle!!