Why was the person above u running from the po po?

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bigbarnold
bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
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  • Rocbola
    Rocbola Posts: 1,998 Member
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    ^ Yes you did. He stole a whole facecord of firewood.
  • HawkeyeTy
    HawkeyeTy Posts: 681 Member
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    How would I know?
  • srr728
    srr728 Posts: 549 Member
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    stole a riding lawnmower to get to liquor store
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
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    For fun
  • Sarahs2576
    Sarahs2576 Posts: 418 Member
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    He was just minding his own business.....
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
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    She didn't want to share her Twinkies
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
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    Arson
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    clearly guilty, whatever it is. I'm guessing weed.
  • Sarahs2576
    Sarahs2576 Posts: 418 Member
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    Borrowed his friends pants and was afraid of what might be found in the pockets.

    Funny-That was originally for ComradeTovarich
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
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    streaking through a doughnut shop
  • jeneferphillips89
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    Stealing marshmallows from the grocery store
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
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    She mooned them out her car wndow
  • Sarahs2576
    Sarahs2576 Posts: 418 Member
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    Thought the Officer was IT and they were playing Tag.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    works as an escort.
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
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    works as an escort.

    He isn't. He's baiting them and then confusing them with semantics games subsequently making them crazy
  • lmmathis86
    lmmathis86 Posts: 223 Member
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    got caught with an escort
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
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    Swarmed a 7-11 with her kids, emptied out the ICEE machines, grabbed a handful of lottery tickets and snagged a bag of Freetos on her way out the door...all without paying!
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    Smuggled counterfeit protein powder from Columbia
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
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    Pulled up next to the po po while smoking a blunt and offered them some...
  • KoopaSix
    KoopaSix Posts: 252 Member
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    Arson of course