I cant lose weight

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  • lavendy17
    lavendy17 Posts: 309 Member
    Have you tried weighing yourself with lighter clothes and no shoes on?
    That should help.
  • Goin4goal
    Goin4goal Posts: 129 Member
    BACON - you need BACON!!!!!
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    I just polished off a can of chili. After microwaving that bad boy and it started splattering all over the microwave, I didnt even bother cleaning it. I even left a chili bean for the next occupier. I poured it over a 32oz bag of Fritos!! Those things are addicting I tell you. Add a little hot sauce, lemon and we are in business.
  • MelisaBegins
    MelisaBegins Posts: 161 Member
    Oh honey, it's probably the sodium in the yummy Chinese food, don't you worry your pretty head about it one single bit. Just call it water retention and shrug it off and when you're done, just keep being awesome!
  • caringiscreepyx
    caringiscreepyx Posts: 34
    This is too good :bigsmile:
  • PinUp2014
    PinUp2014 Posts: 79 Member
    Try a Cola Enema, you're obviously holding on to toxins from all the muscle weight you're gaining.
  • Chezzie84
    Chezzie84 Posts: 873 Member
    Try burger king rather than mcdonalds, it is much better for you
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    Try the Taco Bell cleanse, in no time you will be back to your original weight.
  • MrsRoeder2013
    MrsRoeder2013 Posts: 10
    Your problem is Coke, you should totally be drinking Mountain Dew... Much healthier and your not getting enough mac sauce on your 2 big mac's... You need to double it!
  • 1Cor1510
    1Cor1510 Posts: 413 Member
    You must be not weighing and measuring EVERYTHING. And your list is missing condiments. You're eating WAY more than you think :wink:
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    If you switch to diet coke you can totally supersize everything else.

    Almost right - need to do the Diet Coke and Menthos cleanse. It's easy to see how you made this simple mistake with all the bad info that's out there.
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    thanks for your help. Now tell me what to do with TDEE?
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,490 Member
    Make sure you account for your creamy filling?
  • PinUp2014
    PinUp2014 Posts: 79 Member
    Dude, you need more fruit and grain. Wine and beer ought to help. Get rid of the Coke...that has no nutritional value. Substitute beer and wine. Vodka is made from potatoes, so that's practically a vegetable.
    :drinker:

    I love you and want to marry you right now.

    Guinness is Ensure for the Irish :smokin:
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    Get on Fetlife and look for the chubby chasers....

    Well...Hel...lll..ooo...ooo..ooo!!!
  • Kadoober
    Kadoober Posts: 289 Member
    Mad.
    Muscle.
    GAINZ!
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    Also...some doctor folk said you should exercise 30 minutes per day. I think you're aiming a bit low. Try increasing it to walking/running up/down the stairs for 30 minutes. You should be just fine. Also, pass me those gas station donuts.
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    Help I need dinner ideas!
  • JazmineYoli
    JazmineYoli Posts: 547 Member
    BACON - you need BACON!!!!!

    QFT.
    You are missing the most important part of your weight loss plan.
  • JazmineYoli
    JazmineYoli Posts: 547 Member
    Oh and try a this in the meantime to make your wife happy


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