I will post a funny status a day here

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  • amberrenee813
    amberrenee813 Posts: 395 Member
    5/8 Funny status of the day- Nothing's more embarrassing than that pantsless walk to get more toilet paper. I felt like everyone in Wal-Mart was staring at me.
  • fallingtrees
    fallingtrees Posts: 220 Member
    Great! I should follow you for these daily chuckles.

    BTW, when Miley does it, it's still called Wasted.
  • sargessexyone
    sargessexyone Posts: 494 Member
    OMG!!! You had me peeing :laugh:

    Here's one you can use:

    I may be fat but your ugly and I can go on a diet.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I particularly like how out of all the racist jokes you could have included, you picked Mexican.
  • paulawatkins1974
    paulawatkins1974 Posts: 720 Member
    Some of these made me laugh out loud!
  • SandieM7
    SandieM7 Posts: 47 Member
    Hysterical!
  • californiabella
    californiabella Posts: 152
    :laugh:
  • AbsolutelyAnnie
    AbsolutelyAnnie Posts: 2,695 Member
    Love this! Humor is the great equalizer.
  • Laughter_Girl
    Laughter_Girl Posts: 2,226 Member
    I laughed until I cried. Thanks for the laughs!
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,932 Member
    huh? :indifferent:
  • jjoh553028
    jjoh553028 Posts: 41 Member
    :laugh:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    huh? :indifferent:

    She is going to make ONE joke a day to keep herself motivated.

    However the pattern indicates that only about 1 in 15 will be racial. She has already done Mexican so I think we are two weeks away from another one, I for one can't wait to see if it will be Jewish, Blacks, or Polish. OMGOMGOMG, I'm laughing already.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,932 Member
    huh? :indifferent:

    She is going to make ONE joke a day to keep herself motivated.

    However the pattern indicates that only about 1 in 15 will be racial. She has already done Mexican so I think we are two weeks away from another one, I for one can't wait to see if it will be Jewish, Blacks, or Polish. OMGOMGOMG, I'm laughing already.

    I'm waiting on the 1 that's funny
  • 1Cor1510
    1Cor1510 Posts: 413 Member
    Hilarious, my hubs is laughing too. Looking forward to more :laugh:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    huh? :indifferent:

    She is going to make ONE joke a day to keep herself motivated.

    However the pattern indicates that only about 1 in 15 will be racial. She has already done Mexican so I think we are two weeks away from another one, I for one can't wait to see if it will be Jewish, Blacks, or Polish. OMGOMGOMG, I'm laughing already.

    I'm waiting on the 1 that's funny

    I don't think she said that they'd be funny. Only that she would post 1 a day to stay motivated. I don't get how hunting for a bad joke to tell is very motivating?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Hilarious, my hubs is laughing too. Looking forward to more :laugh:

    Did you hear the one about the blonde frizzy haired white chick?
  • amberrenee813
    amberrenee813 Posts: 395 Member
    huh? :indifferent:

    She is going to make ONE joke a day to keep herself motivated.

    However the pattern indicates that only about 1 in 15 will be racial. She has already done Mexican so I think we are two weeks away from another one, I for one can't wait to see if it will be Jewish, Blacks, or Polish. OMGOMGOMG, I'm laughing already.

    I'm waiting on the 1 that's funny

    I don't think she said that they'd be funny. Only that she would post 1 a day to stay motivated. I don't get how hunting for a bad joke to tell is very motivating?

    It was to keep me accountable.
  • amberrenee813
    amberrenee813 Posts: 395 Member
    Hilarious, my hubs is laughing too. Looking forward to more :laugh:

    Did you hear the one about the blonde frizzy haired white chick?

    What's that?
  • 1Cor1510
    1Cor1510 Posts: 413 Member
    Hilarious, my hubs is laughing too. Looking forward to more :laugh:

    Did you hear the one about the blonde frizzy haired white chick?
    Wow, really?
  • koosorlose
    koosorlose Posts: 186
    ~ I got gas today for $1.19! Too bad it was from Taco Bell.

    hahahahahahaha
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