Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • Kr1ptonite
    Kr1ptonite Posts: 789 Member
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    Keeps accusing the dog of eating the chicken.
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
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    He has a dog which is fine, but I draw the line at the dog sleeping in bed with us. I ended up covered in dog hair and no extra exercise to log under miscellaneous.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    She lives in a van down by the river.
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
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    Didn't like the water. It made her hair frizz.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    She had a better rack than me.
  • Kr1ptonite
    Kr1ptonite Posts: 789 Member
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    Made me wear high heals as well to lift weights
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    Lived too far away...oh, and I'm not into men...
  • HalfwayGone
    HalfwayGone Posts: 1,242 Member
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    Tried to shoot me
  • shimmerNsparkle
    shimmerNsparkle Posts: 116
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    Twisted sence of humor
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    He ate the last chocolate chip cookie-@ halfway

    Shimmer---I'd NEVER break up with you....:love:
  • wildrose53
    wildrose53 Posts: 1,342 Member
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    Because I'm pretty sure she's a mermaid!
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    She spent her days at the beach looking for mermaids
  • stephen4232
    stephen4232 Posts: 1,583 Member
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    Wouldn't shave the beard!
  • Alanakrahenbil
    Alanakrahenbil Posts: 811 Member
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    He wouldn't show me his face
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 762 Member
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    Used my hockey sticks as ski poles
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
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    I didn't...he left one day and never came back
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    She got my brothers name tattooed on her shoulder....
  • wildrose53
    wildrose53 Posts: 1,342 Member
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    He wouldn't let me date his brother.
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
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    She one day decided she wasn't into girls anymore...
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    She's one of "those"

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