Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
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    and he came back yet again!! :P
    he took my cat away from me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    @Svanel- But Fab was bored with Sven so had to move on! :wink:

    @Chalk- Because he wouldn't buy me a new computer to replace this slow piece of shyte!!!
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
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    she totally just threw Sven in the gutter - i felt sorry for him haha
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    She fell asleep at the very moment I was trying to **** .. it was apauling.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She'd never let me get any sleep!
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    All she wanted was sleep.No nookie.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She just didn't get that I wasn't attracted to her anymore
    I took my old lover Sven back
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    She broke my :brokenheart: too many times.
  • BeardedYoung
    BeardedYoung Posts: 229 Member
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    She kept trying to dress me in "Hello Kitty" outfits
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    he was against role playing :laugh:
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
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    She totally lied to me about what she hid in her closet!! :P
  • BeardedYoung
    BeardedYoung Posts: 229 Member
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    Fab - I was little disturbed by the roles she wanted me to play

    She just kept blasting the Natalie Merchant songs
  • kxbrown27
    kxbrown27 Posts: 769 Member
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    He had a better beard.
  • BeardedYoung
    BeardedYoung Posts: 229 Member
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    He had a better hat
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Wanted me to wear hats all the time
  • lmmathis86
    lmmathis86 Posts: 223 Member
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    he paid more attention to his bread than to me
  • BeardedYoung
    BeardedYoung Posts: 229 Member
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    She demanded too much attention, and hid my beard care products out of jealousy
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    He talked while watching football! :angry: :grumble:
  • BeardedYoung
    BeardedYoung Posts: 229 Member
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    He talked while watching football! :angry: :grumble:

    She watched football with too little passion and didn't appreciate my running commentary of rants and kicking the tv stand
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    He talked while watching football! :angry: :grumble:

    She watched football with too little passion and didn't appreciate my running commentary of rants and kicking the tv stand


    Blah, blah, blah... :laugh: :laugh: Ps..You owe me a tv stand!

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