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WillPillageYourVillageForFoodWillPillageYourVillageForFood Member Posts: 779 Member Member Posts: 779 Member
A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'

On the PA system: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 4, we have a husband down.'

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  • WillPillageYourVillageForFoodWillPillageYourVillageForFood Member Posts: 779 Member Member Posts: 779 Member
    A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

    The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

    'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

    'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife and so they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

    'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

    Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'

    On the PA system: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 4, we have a husband down.'
  • Shannon023Shannon023 Member Posts: 14,577 Member Member Posts: 14,577 Member
    :laugh:

    I'm on his side! :drinker:
  • WillPillageYourVillageForFoodWillPillageYourVillageForFood Member Posts: 779 Member Member Posts: 779 Member
    Me too Shannon!!! I do believe that without copious amounts of booze over the years my husband and I would have been divorced years ago. :laugh:
  • GTOgirl1969GTOgirl1969 Member Posts: 2,548 Member Member Posts: 2,548 Member
    Good one! Ten bucks says HE slept on the couch that night....:laugh:
  • arewethereyetarewethereyet Member Posts: 18,854 Member Member Posts: 18,854 Member
    Just saw this and thought I would bump it!
  • stephiepoostephiepoo Member Posts: 81 Member Posts: 81
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