Why did the person above you dump you?

hunterdave1217 · October 2014

There's going to be a next time? Kiiiiick aaaassss

breesie11 · October 2014

oh yeah :bigsmile: giggity

hunterdave1217 · October 2014

Aaaalll Riiight

Spnneil06 · October 2014

He never made any sense!

hunterdave1217 · October 2014

She doesnt watch Family Guy

Lil_Northern_Light · October 2014

I Found Family guy distasteful

Spnneil06 · October 2014

Was always talking about "family guy, family guy" I was like "can I watch some freaking Simpsons?"

Hockey_Winger · October 2014

It the beginning it was all "excellent" then it started to become "d'oh!" and ended up just being "Ha-Ha" while pointing.....

siport · October 2014

didnt know about the bird

assthetik · October 2014

I didnt want to watch Prison Slu!s 3 with him after just getting back from a funeral

territhefrog · October 2014

I farted loudly at a funeral....but in my defense, he took me for Mexican food before the funeral!!!!

staceybradleywells · October 2014

I kept wanting morning delights

assthetik · October 2014

i wasnt a morning person

assthetik · October 2014

he dumped me because his abs had started to look better than mine and he realized he didnt need to settle

staceybradleywells · October 2014

he was better looking than me

t_middle · October 2014

I refused to be on the show Dance Mom's with her and our sons

assthetik · October 2014

her eye sight got better and she could see that i wasnt hung like a horse like i'd promised

territhefrog · October 2014

He didn't dump me. I dumped him....he lies.

t_middle · October 2014

assthetik wrote: »

her eye sight got better and she could see that i wasnt hung like a horse like i'd promised

I'm done right now that S**t was HYSTERICAL

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