My Living Will! (FUNNY)
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tami is good looking
even with animal crackers stuck to her butt0 -
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We could give you an abbreviation too? SGC? hmm?
Or you could just post a leg shot and put them out of their misery....I am sure everyone would forget about SGC in that case. :bigsmile: :smokin:
And I think we should have SEXY in there.......SSHG = Sexy Severed Head Girl........and I can be SSGC=Sexy Sloppy Girl on Couch!!! :laugh: :laugh:
oh! Heck yes! I'm feeling much sexier already. :smokin:
So, SSGC, you going to hook yourself back up to that wine soon? :drinker:
I have to drive into Manhattan soon! (I live in the suburbs in CT)......to pick up DH and his sister and her boyfriend and then we are all driving out to PA to his moms.......I am leaving in an hour.
BUT, once we get to PA, I know his mom will have some wine for me!!!!!!:bigsmile:
Then I'll be Sexy Sloppy DRUNK girl on couch!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Oh, I am so glad that we have the option of adding 'DRUNK' into our names, because (let's be honest) we need it! :drinker:
Maybe your DH will even be so kind to take pictures of you while drunk and you can post those next time you have to bail me out! I mean, drunk and on a couch has to beat sloppy on the couch, right?
...Mabye my DH will take a pic of me where you can actually seem my neck... but then again, if we can make sloppy and severed look sexy, then heck, we can make anything look good! :bigsmile:
Where have you been all my life??? We share a brain!!! :huh: :noway:
I am sure there will be pics from the next couple of days!! Shannon has nicknamed me shutterbug!! :laugh: :laugh:
And there is always room for drunk in our names!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
Oh, I'd cry without room for drunk in my name! :laugh:
I know... I always begin the night refusing pictures and then after wine end up taking waaay to many 'self portraits' where everyone in the room gets a pic of themselves with me with my arm outstretched holding up the camera to take the photo in a ‘downward’ angle (since it’s most flattering). I usually try to be on the left side (it's my better side...). Though sometimes when drunk all I capture is my forehead and the eye of the person I'm standing next too, which is a bit ineffective...
(come to think of it, this may be why I look severed)
Cheers to sharing a brain - as odd a brain as it may be! :bigsmile:0 -
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BEST. POST. EVER.
Thank you :bigsmile: I put a lot of thought into it :smokin:0 -
tami is good looking
even with animal crackers stuck to her butt
How did those get there :noway: You were supposed to clean up the mess when you were done MJ0 -
tami is good looking
even with animal crackers stuck to her butt0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
We could give you an abbreviation too? SGC? hmm?
Or you could just post a leg shot and put them out of their misery....I am sure everyone would forget about SGC in that case. :bigsmile: :smokin:
And I think we should have SEXY in there.......SSHG = Sexy Severed Head Girl........and I can be SSGC=Sexy Sloppy Girl on Couch!!! :laugh: :laugh:
oh! Heck yes! I'm feeling much sexier already. :smokin:
So, SSGC, you going to hook yourself back up to that wine soon? :drinker:
I have to drive into Manhattan soon! (I live in the suburbs in CT)......to pick up DH and his sister and her boyfriend and then we are all driving out to PA to his moms.......I am leaving in an hour.
BUT, once we get to PA, I know his mom will have some wine for me!!!!!!:bigsmile:
Then I'll be Sexy Sloppy DRUNK girl on couch!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Oh, I am so glad that we have the option of adding 'DRUNK' into our names, because (let's be honest) we need it! :drinker:
Maybe your DH will even be so kind to take pictures of you while drunk and you can post those next time you have to bail me out! I mean, drunk and on a couch has to beat sloppy on the couch, right?
...Mabye my DH will take a pic of me where you can actually seem my neck... but then again, if we can make sloppy and severed look sexy, then heck, we can make anything look good! :bigsmile:
Where have you been all my life??? We share a brain!!! :huh: :noway:
I am sure there will be pics from the next couple of days!! Shannon has nicknamed me shutterbug!! :laugh: :laugh:
And there is always room for drunk in our names!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
Oh, I'd cry without room for drunk in my name! :laugh:
I know... I always begin the night refusing pictures and then after wine end up taking waaay to many 'self portraits' where everyone in the room gets a pic of themselves with me with my arm outstretched holding up the camera to take the photo in a ‘downward’ angle (since it’s most flattering). I usually try to be on the left side (it's my better side...). Though sometimes when drunk all I capture is my forehead and the eye of the person I'm standing next too, which is a bit ineffective...
(come to think of it, this may be why I look severed)
Cheers to sharing a brain - as odd a brain as it may be! :bigsmile:
And for sharing the brain.........you are in good company because there are several that share with us!!! :laugh:0 -
tami is good looking
even with animal crackers stuck to her butt
My son put them there0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
BEST. POST. EVER.
Thank you :bigsmile: I put a lot of thought into it :smokin:
Think some more next time.
OK
SHUN ON!0 -
Yeah, when I have time, I'll show you pics of my recent night out!! LOL I look REAL good.......NOT! :laugh: :laugh:
And for sharing the brain.........you are in good company because there are several that share with us!!! :laugh:
Please do! I hope you are dancing on tables or hanging from a chandelier in your pics. :bigsmile:0 -
Yeah, when I have time, I'll show you pics of my recent night out!! LOL I look REAL good.......NOT! :laugh: :laugh:
And for sharing the brain.........you are in good company because there are several that share with us!!! :laugh:
Please do! I hope you are dancing on tables or hanging from a chandelier in your pics. :bigsmile:
I told her not to show those ones of us.....My butt looks big:grumble:0 -
Yeah, when I have time, I'll show you pics of my recent night out!! LOL I look REAL good.......NOT! :laugh: :laugh:
And for sharing the brain.........you are in good company because there are several that share with us!!! :laugh:
Please do! I hope you are dancing on tables or hanging from a chandelier in your pics. :bigsmile:
I told her not to show those ones of us.....My butt looks big:grumble:
but with the cowboy hat on, you can hardly tell that it's you Kellch!0 -
Yeah, when I have time, I'll show you pics of my recent night out!! LOL I look REAL good.......NOT! :laugh: :laugh:
And for sharing the brain.........you are in good company because there are several that share with us!!! :laugh:
Please do! I hope you are dancing on tables or hanging from a chandelier in your pics. :bigsmile:
I told her not to show those ones of us.....My butt looks big:grumble:
but with the cowboy hat on, you can hardly tell that it's you Kellch!
:blushing: :blushing: :flowerforyou: :smooched:0 -
Bye guys!! Heading out!! Have a Happy Thanksgiving!!!!0
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Bye guys!! Heading out!! Have a Happy Thanksgiving!!!!
Have a great Thanksgiving!
Go get hooked back up to the sweet stuff! :drinker:0 -
Bye guys!! Heading out!! Have a Happy Thanksgiving!!!!
NO!!!!!!:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
:laugh:
Well........ok..........if you must go
Wubs ya girlie......Have a great Thanksgiving :smooched: :drinker: :flowerforyou:0 -
Yeah, when I have time, I'll show you pics of my recent night out!! LOL I look REAL good.......NOT! :laugh: :laugh:
And for sharing the brain.........you are in good company because there are several that share with us!!! :laugh:
Please do! I hope you are dancing on tables or hanging from a chandelier in your pics. :bigsmile:
I told her not to show those ones of us.....My butt looks big:grumble:
but with the cowboy hat on, you can hardly tell that it's you Kellch!
:blushing: :blushing: :flowerforyou: :smooched:
kellch on table dancing..........
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Yeah, when I have time, I'll show you pics of my recent night out!! LOL I look REAL good.......NOT! :laugh: :laugh:
And for sharing the brain.........you are in good company because there are several that share with us!!! :laugh:
Please do! I hope you are dancing on tables or hanging from a chandelier in your pics. :bigsmile:
I told her not to show those ones of us.....My butt looks big:grumble:
but with the cowboy hat on, you can hardly tell that it's you Kellch!
:blushing: :blushing: :flowerforyou: :smooched:
kellch on table dancing..........
let me know when you're ready for that special show
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