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  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    she was just too kinky for me! :cry:
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    she said I was kinky but I was confused because my hair isn't even curly it's straight. Never made sense.
  • zitrael
    zitrael Posts: 11 Member
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    she ate my chocolate pudding!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He ate my Tapioca pudding first!!! :angry:
  • ckmnacln
    ckmnacln Posts: 370 Member
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    She insists unicorns aren't real and it makes me cry
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    She was excited when I told her I thought our love was like the ocean. She didn't like it when I told her I meant that when I'm on the bottom, I can't breathe.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    I found out he had the wrong equipment... Also... wouldn't let me buy a pet orangutan.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He didn't like my choice in Exercise Equipment and already had a Gorilla, a Skunk and a Hyena!
  • ckmnacln
    ckmnacln Posts: 370 Member
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    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    She was excited when I told her I thought our love was like the ocean. She didn't like it when I told her I meant that when I'm on the bottom, I can't breathe.

    Hahahaha!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    I called her "coquettish". She heard "coke-head-ish"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He always insinuates that I have a problem with drugs!
  • ckmnacln
    ckmnacln Posts: 370 Member
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    She was always trying to get me to do drugs
  • SugarBabyGirl
    SugarBabyGirl Posts: 7,026 Member
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    I felt so inadequate
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    She wouldn't root for the Flyers
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I though he said boot, things got heated and before i knew it he had left.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    I said the wittiest thing I could think of. I thought she asked for a Cunning Linguist. It just got weird after that.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He always uses "misunderstandings" as an excuse to fondle other people!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    Didn't understand why I always wanted to invite people over for fondue
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He broke Fab and I up only to swoop in and date both of us.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    she wouldnt let me borrow her glasses

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