We broke up because...
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Thought I was in bed with him
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He had no bed!0
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Called my "thing" Willy Wonka!0
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Tried to get me to dress up as an Oompa Loompa!0
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I am terrified of Oompa Loompas0
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She made me laugh too much lol0
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Kept waking me up with her nightmares0
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they stole my bacon and blamed the cat next door
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Kept sneaking out at night.0
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I was too jealous of his bench... it got all the action
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All the boys liked her lips0
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Dude kept mean mugging me at the bathroom0
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He didn't like my pooping face0
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every time I put on my lipstick he made that face!0
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she found out I was a mental asylum run away 0_o0
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Spent far too much on lipstick0
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spent too much time with his left arm0
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it was my one and only tube of gloss truth!
he was right handed ;p0 -
I ate all of her gloss0
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Couldn't come up with original ideas to save his..0
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told me we were going somewhere exotic...... ended up at the local pet shop0
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The Roofie Colada wore off....and she ran away0
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He stared at me too much0
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She always bragged that she could look gorgeous in Lip gloss and I couldnt
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she always had perfect lips I just told her she didn't because I was upset she could get away with red lips! 0
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I'm blind0
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He was blind to my needs!0
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she had needs only a man could fill0
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she broke up with me...explain yourself?!?0
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