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Is the main focus complaint at all HOA Board Meetings...her and her noisy parties!

Has resorted to chasing after the 'creepy old man' in the free-candy van explaining that she's performing a community service by changing his interests away from little children. Upon catching-up with one of these 'old-men', definitely shows them what that sad, tear-stained inflatable mattress in the back of their van can be used for...

... on a possibly related note, twin-bed sized fleece-flock inflatable mattress sales have increased two-fold in her area, and older vans are being sold and registered in ever greater numbers

She stole my wallet and punched me in the face before she left

Someone looked at him wrong once and he called the cops, said he felt threatened.

She works as a outreach liaison to the sleestack community. It's the first time in her entire career that she's found meaning in her daily tasks.

@suzreen Broke my heart in a dream once --- Walking in a lightly forested area that had just been covered in fresh snow with little bunny footprints all around, we gazed into each other's eyes, and I began to introduce myself ...

... ,"Hell NO!" is all I heard as she turned and rode off on her bike, lighting the forest ablaze; it was then that I noticed that she'd chained my right ankle to a tree. The tickling flames sounded like her laughter as I lost consciousness...

@lichic25 Is jealous that she cannot come to 'sweating to the oldies' with me, and also cannot receive my AARP discount at the neighboring ice creamery

Collects tattoos - not her own mind you, but on the 'used' market. She's frequently found at ME offices and/or crematoriums in sparsely populated rural areas increasing the size and variety of her collection. Uses the rationale, "Why not?, they're done with them".

She likes to catch and eat opossums

suzreen wrote: »

All of the elderly people hate him with a PASSION, because he SPONGE BOB squarePANTS dances better than anybody!

(fixed it for ya dear! w00t!)

jrline wrote: »

She likes to catch and eat opossums

Hearkening back to a traumatic event in his early childhood, @jrline still attempts to fly... and misses his first cat "Rocky", who couldn't.

lichic25 wrote: »

Former Ice Capades skater

Is not wearing any pants in her pics; she smiles here not only because we don't know, but because she was seated on a rather active turtle at the moment.

suzreen wrote: »

Thanks for catching that, SpongeBob. Love, Patrick

Digs me; we share our adoration for a specific pink asteroidal echinoderm.

Has every band aid she's ever used in a shoe box under her bed

Likes his women fat and fragrant.

Has a foot fetish

Farmer fetish

Is still attempting to refocus the Black Widow investigation away from herself. Such denial, a pity really