We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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took one too many shirtless selfies0
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Didnt like my Bosom!1
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did not give me the chance to try both0
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Couldn't focus on the right body part to get the job done.0
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Said she'd like me better with a penis0
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she had a penis 0_o that was not what it says it does on the tin!0
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I do prefer male parts, it's true.
We broke up because she had crazy expectations!0 -
She had low expectations, like so low they barely existed come on give a girl a bit of a challenge0
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We broke up becoz she thought shaving the hair down there was only for men.0
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We broke up because she refused to perform deviant and un natural sex acts0
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he answers the wrong person skipping whoever he wants.1
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I couldn't figure out how to pronounce his name0
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his glasses were always in the way0
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He never came to visit...even though he lived in the next town over1
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I kept swatting dat booty!
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Couldn't keep his hands off Ilfaith's Booty!1
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liked it rough, and all i wanted was a glass of chardonnay and to cuddle0
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He was horrible at back massages0
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She was too Adorable and I was always distracted by her cuteness!1
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