We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • sheltered16
    sheltered16 Posts: 478 Member
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    You ate the last piece of bacon
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Loved bacon better yhan me
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
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    She was a bacon girl I prefer sausage :)
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    She would never take her sunglasses off. I think something was seriously wrong with her eyes.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
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    Because he hurt my eyes to look at
    Him
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,465 Member
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    she had problems with her eyes
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Was only good for a spanking...i wanted more
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    She wanted too much
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Wouldn't give enough
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
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    Didn't think I was enough :'(
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
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    Was to kinky for me
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    Was a very bad driver. After that one time where she nearly ran over an old lady while hitting a preserved tree and making me spill all the hot coffee on me, I said my goodbyes.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    She would not shut up about my driving!
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
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    Was so sensitive about his skills.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she was too hard to please
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He didn't please at all :p
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    She was a tease
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He was a manwhore :#
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she wouldn't pay me what I was worth
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    That dont make change small enough :D

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