We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    That was the last straw! I'm breaking up with you again!!!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she didn't want to work through our problems
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
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    Didn't seem very ... um ... stable
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I was getting out for "Good" behavior, I cant associate with Criminals!!!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    She had a nasty temper, she broke all the fine China in the house and then made me walk on the shards barefoot!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she freaked when I broke a few dishes
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He got mad and broke my Grandmother's Antique Italian China!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    She told me she was a Russian princess and I had to help her recover her royal jewellery worth billions, yep.... It was all a scam
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
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    gold digger
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She reported me to the Feds!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    Spoke to her plants with more affection than she would speak to me
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
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    Had no affection left
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Had crotch crickets
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she caught his crotch crickets
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was far to the left and I was to the right! Simple conversation would end up in Violence!!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She argued about everything ...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She didnt understand why I got so turned on by arguing! :naughty:
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    No you didn't! she wouldn't argue! :smile:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Too big ...i walked funny after a night of passion :p
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    :open_mouth: She didnt have a filter and embarrassed me at church!

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