We broke up because...
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He came home late one night and when he turned out the lights I saw this! Scared the bejeses outta me!
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see! that's what your lipstick marks (accumulated over the sessions) turned me into! But hey, you're quite an artist! LOL0
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He forgets that he got those marks from Slim!0
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she forgot that it was always a threesome!0
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Hahaha! he got me confused with someone else!
(I would never share Slim!)
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Pmsl....she's my girl...I wasn't sharing either...but I could tell her female bits longed for atian
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I didnt know what Pmsl meant and who atian is!
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Pissing my self laughing ....ooops arianFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I didnt know what Pmsl meant and who atian is!
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these two MILFS had conspired against me! they were together and would only 'eff yuu see kay' superficially! I loved it though!0
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and she's back with those sexy legs! hello there legs!0
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He only wanted superficial lovin.....I needed more0
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She did the superficial loving and expected me to go all in! nah! not happening! how you sow, so shall you reap!0
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Lol...hated it when i threw him on his back and took what i wanted 0
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cos I couldn't handle the boob envy I had with her
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She's always trying to get her way by distraction!0
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cuz every time I laid a finger on her, she would get smudged!0
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he stole all my side chicks0
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He apparently has side chicks YOU CHEAT!!!
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She couldn't handle and open relationship0
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Open was fine but to 100 others...was a bit much0
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She was open for business during the day hours when I was out working! 0
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she came home from "work" with hickeys!0
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considered late nights to the local strip club to be "work"0
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would just sit there like a doll when I would initiate the scene...0
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made me call him daddy0
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she liked to roleplay with her own fantasies but would not indulge in mine...0
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Got upset when i cuffed him to our bed ...then found I'd lost the key.... .0
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Gave me a strange handcuff key for my birthday0
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She liked to drink curdled lemon milkshakes0
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