We broke up because...
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didn't like being tickled with hairy legs0
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My legs were hairier ..he was jealous0
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She used a curling iron on her legs when she wanted to be fancy!
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She was a biter.0
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Only when I'm thirsty! he wouldnt give me a taste!0
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Couldn't paint :-) :-) :-) 0
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She could never be still when I was painting her!0
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she wanted to paint a clown face on me before sex. Creepy!
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He never wanted to get creative in the boudoir!
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she was a little too kinky for me0
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He wasn't kinky enough0
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Not kinky enough for me0
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he always made fun of my Kinky hair!
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She never liked my hair. Kept suggesting I shave my head o.o0
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she thought she was too old apparently0
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*shakes cane at him* what?! I told you to speak up when talking to me!
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We got stuck in a locked room together and couldn't figure out what to do.0
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He kept locking himself in rooms with other ladies!0
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kept hiding the keys0
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liked to be chased all the time0
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Chased everyone but me, with me he was just chaste!0
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Her vocabulary was too sophisticated for me0
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She didn't like that I was edumacated!0
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she went to hide in the basement from me0
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Couldn't find me0
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She gave my uncle Leo a handie under the table at thanksgiving0
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Lol he thinks men are women ....0
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She could never tell the difference between me or my sister0
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I liked his sister more. She's a hottie what can I say0
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screamed my sister name when excited0
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