We broke up because...

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  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she would keep her dog in the fountain all the time... The dog was better off without her, and so was I!
  • adobrev
    adobrev Posts: 108 Member
    He dated me to get in my dads pants !
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she had a 'double deal'.. You fukk me, you fukk my dad too! I was outa there!
  • kjo77
    kjo77 Posts: 75 Member
    He was jealous the dog was a better swimmer in the fountain
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    the dog barely stayed afloat to stay alive and she thought the poor soul loved to swim!
  • adobrev
    adobrev Posts: 108 Member
    He was 10 years old but looked 21!
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she referred to herself as 'he' all the time
  • adobrev
    adobrev Posts: 108 Member
    Didn't like how I had both lady and male parts :0 best of both worlds baby!
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she was a male... male was a she... was a she male... or was she a she male? I was confused!
  • adobrev
    adobrev Posts: 108 Member
    He was always confused. Couldn't deal with it anymore,
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she talked in codes, and said I was confused! It was deliberate from her side, I say!
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he never made any sense, he was always much too confused
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    she started to cry while watching a emotional scene
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    His heart belonged to another ...

  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    She didn't want me to pee standing up.
  • laurabethless
    laurabethless Posts: 1,397 Member
    He never even bothered to flush the toilet afterwards..... Rude!
  • Rax1974
    Rax1974 Posts: 408 Member
    I peed sitting down and it creeped her out
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He made me pee standing up!!!
  • Rax1974
    Rax1974 Posts: 408 Member
    That is so sexy though :D come back to me baby!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Would break up with me every weekend could he could go out single

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