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His slippers are made from real kittens though he tells people it is puppy to make it sound more acceptable.

Has never worn anything yellow!!

justinegibbons wrote: »

Uses his chest hair to fill in bare spots in his beard

That was a secret!
@Adam2k10 Can only bench press 45 lbs and only then when he has a come-along attached

She never smiles for photos!

Stalks himself

Has never read a single line of Shakespeare in her entire life.

Sells sushi from the back of a van

Has a thing for watching people buy sushi from the back of vans

Has been peeking in my windows while I am cleaning >.<

Only that would give you such information.. that and the therapist you went to immediately after told me. Le sigh