We broke up because...
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He lived in a fictional world.0
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because he thought I was a he0
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The two personalities in his head
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He didn't like that I was a conjoined twin, said my sister was checking us out during bed time. She just sleeps with her eyes open!0
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You also didn't notice where she stuck her fist0
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He wasn't open to new experiences.0
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She bought an actual set of torturers tools.0
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I CAN'T RIDE MY HORSE NOW !!!!0
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I thought she was more limber than she was0
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He thought his ex was a girl, I couldn't be with someone that naive.0
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Thought she knew everything0
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He hated that I was smarter than he was.0
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She assumed too much0
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He called me a donkey!!0
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She called me a three toed sloth0
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Was a bit slow0
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Was so competitive he timed how fast I walked from the bedroom to the bathroom the bragged that he did it faster!0
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She kept walking into the wrong rooms..peed in the bedroom,, slept in the bath0
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Always had to have specific places for everything0
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Had too much of a hot body0
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