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  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    edited August 2015
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    She was always wanting to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that popped up
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Hahaha...I fell pregnant and he left me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was carrying an illegitimate child belonging to someone else!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    Her father stuck a shotgun in my face and threatened me....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Left on fabulous holidays while i was left at home
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    She just wouldn't listen to me when I told her the ocean beckoned me
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    He had this crazy idea about being part of the ocean and finding Ariel singing while perched on an ocean rock one day. I told him Ariel wasn't real, just a fictional Disney princess but he got upset and wanted nothing to do with me.
  • Sparky_1113
    Sparky_1113 Posts: 2,888 Member
    edited August 2015
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    Thought Disney was real
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Didnt believe in Make Believe!
  • Sparky_1113
    Sparky_1113 Posts: 2,888 Member
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    Was always watching Mr Dressup
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Wouldnt role play with me
  • Sparky_1113
    Sparky_1113 Posts: 2,888 Member
    edited August 2015
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    Was always in the Tickle Trunk

    (Sorry maybe yah gotta be Canadian to get that?)
  • pinayfit90
    pinayfit90 Posts: 60 Member
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    He stole my glasses and claimed it is his :/
  • Sparky_1113
    Sparky_1113 Posts: 2,888 Member
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    Was obsessed with shades
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Wouldnt let me get some shade and I got heat stroke!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Keep getting sunburned from nude sunbathing
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
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    he discouraged nude sunbathing and I hate tan lines
  • La_Malfaisante_
    La_Malfaisante_ Posts: 1,064 Member
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    She put all my bikinis in the garbage
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She was always so confused, turned out she didn't even know we were dating!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    She was too straight up G for me!

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