We broke up because...
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He refused to portuguese omlete0
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This is the outfit she chose for sexy time0
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because she didn't accept me for who I really am and what all being me entails0
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She had a 4 inch book full of who she was, expected me to read it and follow each rule to the T if I wanted to be with her. It was too much work!0
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Thought I was too much work0
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She WAS too much work! ;p0
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Said I was a workaholic because i spent 5 hours at work each day.0
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She couldnt support me!
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She wanted me to carry her everywhere. She may be little, but darn it I am too!0
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She cursed waaaay too much!0
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She only wrote the sexy glasses when I wasn't around0
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He left eggshells all over our house, it was truly unsanitary! How many omelettes does one person need?0
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She hated my Omelets!0
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She didn't make me any omelets
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The dog attacked me whenever I got close.0
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Must like dogs. Deal breaker.0
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I keep on living in confusion, wondering where I am at
Trying to figure out if I should do this thing or that
I can't see the future, and I can't change the past
But I'm feeling that this love of ours just ain't gonna last
I've been down one time, two times, three times, fou
I've been waiting for times to get better,
And I can't take it no more
Ball and chain, that's the feeling that I am feeling tonight
This love's a, Ball and chain,
It don't matter who's wrong or right
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Because wrote better poetry than me0
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She wasTamstahDaHamstah wrote: »Because wrote better poetry than me
so jealous of my rapping skills0
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