If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Hey Jo let's get our coffee and go have some fun. How about some shopping and a spa day.

I casually stroll up to the line, careful not to get too close, but you know, close enough. I'd act like I wasn't pay attention as she ordered her skinny vanilla latte, but I think we all know I am. She smiles easily at the cute barrista. Damn. "I need to get some hipster hair and an ironic arm tattoo" I think to myself. Oh well, another one down. "Iced coffee, please" I'll need the caffeine to deal with this day.

"Thank you," I'd say, "But that's really not necessary". Day is looking up already as I take that first long drag through the straw. Yeah, I like coffee through a straw, that's not a crime. I immediately recognize the bulge of a saber under her thin jacket. "That's the most deadly weapon in the galaxy", I think. I try to force push the obnoxious child out of my way so I can get to that seat before... damn... you win this round ilfaith. Only one seat left and I'm not foolish enough to take it from a Sith. Can I pull off disinterested leaning against the far wall typing on my phone? Here goes nothing.

"What? Me? But, the force is weak with me.. I mean... would it really even be worth it for you? I don't want to be stuck cleaning the toilets on Death Star II." But on the inside I'm screaming with joy, of course I'll join the dark side I want to scream. "I'd never turn down a Sith."

I'll teach you the ways young Padawan. The ways of becoming a dark Sith Lord. If you fail you can become a storm trooper. Just stand their and miss everything you shoot at. Piece of cake.

I'll look into it!

by them their order.

A double take... then avoid eye contact.

Laugh at what ever stupid thing he said next.

step away cuz you climaxing