How is the MFPer above going to die?

JFinn26 · October 2015

Tetanus from rusty nails under a slip n slide

zcb94 · October 2015

Will lose too much weight, thereby compromising organ function.

jacques57 · October 2015

Imitating Darwin Awards in an attempt to prove they are bogus (but they are not).

Nograce80 · October 2015

He can't die, he's immortal!

Cindy4FunFit · October 2015

Giggle fit to death.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · October 2015

She will try to take a selfie on a roller coaster in the loop de loop. Drop her phone at the top and it will hit her at the bottom.

OneHundredToLose · October 2015

Attacked by a great white while swimming across the Atlantic

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · October 2015

Rode a mechanical bull with a pencil in her shirt pocket. Fell off and was stabbed through the neck!

finny11122 · October 2015

At the Daytona 500 . Last lap she hits a wall at 200mph

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · October 2015

We were in the front row when @sunn_lighter crashed into the wall. Flying metal from the wreck impaled him.

melmelw03 · October 2015

An unfortunate gerbil incident

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · October 2015

She died of a broken heart while trying to win @MisterRok back.

finny11122 · October 2015

When the ambulance came for me and @sunn_lighter , it knocked him down and killed him by accident

MisterRok · October 2015

Michael_Lucas wrote: »

She died of a broken heart while trying to win @MisterRok back.

Your grip is firm

Nograce80 · October 2015

slipped on marbles and died of head trauma

finny11122 · October 2015

A bolt of lightning , while streaking at a football match

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