If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Hi what flavor did you just order?

Put a shot of whiskey in our coffee

make her an irish coffee

Watch him pat finny on the *kitten* and wait for the ensuing scuffle...

Laugh at Jo and Mr whilst shotting and espresso and bolting it out the door to work

Treat her to a real break for whatever her pleasure might be

pay for her coffee and wonder how I got to Canada!

smile and say hi

Find a nice corner seat and chill

Throw a muffin at his head...bullseye