I grant then ruin someone's wish...
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Granted but now you have your grandma and grandpa and every convict and wierdo wearing your torso
I wish i could magically become Cate Blanchette0 -
Granted.. you become Cate Blanchette but she hasn't been paying her taxes. You now owe millions in back taxes and have to serve 10 years in prison for evasion and the brightest part of your day is making lipstick and blush from kool-aid powder.
I wish I could create the next "big thing" and never have to work again.0 -
Granted.. you become Cate Blanchette but she hasn't been paying her taxes. You now owe millions in back taxes and have to serve 10 years in prison for evasion and the brightest part of your day is making lipstick and blush from kool-aid powder.
I wish I could create the next "big thing" and never have to work again.
Granted...but it is an app that rapists take advantage of.....can you live with that?
I wish I had residence somewhere outside.0 -
Granted but its outside the universe zero gravity
I wish I could teleport0 -
Granted
But....when you rematerialize your molecules got mixed up with things around you. You now have a TV remote where your arm used to be and an excercise ball where your legs used to be.
I wish it was always summer!!0 -
Granted but you are allergic to the sun and burn really badly
I wish i win the powerball0 -
Granted. Now you have a shoal of investors behind you driving you crazy
I wish I'd be wiser0 -
marcelo_templario wrote: »Granted. Now you have a shoal of investors behind you driving you crazy
I wish I'd be wiser
Granted. Upon attaining your newly found wisdom you immediately realize the pettiness of existing in this world and hurl yourself over Niagara Falls.
I wish it were snowing right now.0 -
Granted but it snows frozen urine,
I wish my kids would go to bed without fighting me.
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Gaining 100 lives worth of experience You now know everything there is to know about knowing nothingmarcelo_templario wrote: »Granted. Now you have a shoal of investors behind you driving you crazy
I wish I'd be wiser
I wish healthy food tasted as good as junk food0 -
Granted but no one eats it regardless of what it tastes like
I wish I could swim faster than anyone else ever born0 -
Granted, but the microchip also affects your appetite making you hungry all the time.
I wish I could use teletransportation.0 -
Granted but now you are an iphone and can only take pictures of food but not eat it
I wish I had the power of greyskull0 -
Granted but then everyone lives forever and we are required to kill off random people in a lottery
I wish that David Bowie were still here so he can sing me a lullaby0 -
He is but you have gone blind and deaf
I wish turtles could fly0 -
Granted but i cant ruin it
Except Iman finds him in your bedroom and is not amused
I wish I was my cat and could sleep all day0 -
Granted, but your owner, tired of losing sleep due to your constant meowing at moonrise, has you put down. RIP :flowerforyou:
I wish I could be back out in the world, smiling at those who need it, instead of being on bedrest for probably the rest of my life.0 -
Granted but you would be perpetually tired and in pain *sad face*
I wish that I could have a flying princess unikitty that farted rainbows and puked glitter0 -
Granted. You've been tripping balls for a week straight on the most powerful acid ever synthesized. You've been staring at a wall the entire time and have not showered or visited the bathroom in that entire time. The "unikitty" is actually a matter clump of your own hair ... And the farts are as far from rainbow colored as you can safely imagine. Yes you have puked ... And what you interpret as glitter are actually pieces of your lung. I hope your having fun in Cloud Cuckoo Land ... Because you're not coming back anytime soon.
I wish I was 21 again.0 -
Granted but you suddenly are struck with erectile dysfunction and adult acne that results in a spiraling depression until you end up being a middle aged man who wears tight sweaters that are too short and has a horde of cats and resembles something along the lines of Zach Galifianakis.
I wish that I could be a sith lord0
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