We broke up because...

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  Played the song "somebody's watching me" during sex

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  DiviturLabimur Posts: 768 Member

  January 2016

  couldn't keep up

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  Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member

  January 2016

  couldn't get it up

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Always thought it was a sunshine day. Dammit, let me be sad once in a while.

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  DiviturLabimur Posts: 768 Member

  January 2016

  because sex is best when its makeup sex.

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  I disagreed. I thought break up sex was best

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  DiviturLabimur Posts: 768 Member

  January 2016

  I was always to agreeable

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  JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member

  January 2016

  He agreed to have sex with others

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  _fitness4life_ Posts: 4,374 Member

  January 2016

  When we agreed to having sex with others, I didn't know she would stop having sex with me

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  January 2016

  Got jealous when we agreed to have an open relationship. She had a line of guys around the block, I actually got less sex than I was before.

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  MaxPower6868 Posts: 220 Member

  January 2016

  I wouldn't get out of line

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  tobywankenobijedimaster Posts: 262 Member

  January 2016

  Kept trying to cut in line

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 196,009 Member

  January 2016

  Stood in line for tickets to the super bowl in sub zero temps! Froze to death and now I'm alone

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  _fitness4life_ Posts: 4,374 Member

  January 2016

  Wouldn't let me play with her fiery hair.

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  tobywankenobijedimaster Posts: 262 Member

  January 2016

  Kept playing with fire and the medical bills got to be too much.

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 196,009 Member

  January 2016

  Lapsed on our insurance coverage

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  We were in debt up to our eyeballs

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  _fitness4life_ Posts: 4,374 Member

  January 2016

  Not adventurous enough...always worried about the risks.

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  tobywankenobijedimaster Posts: 262 Member

  January 2016

  Never met a sale she didn't like

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  January 2016

  Couldn't support my expensive habbits.

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  _fitness4life_ Posts: 4,374 Member

  January 2016

  Turns out he only wanted me for my money. I really believed him when he said he was Into older women.

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  She was too young

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 196,009 Member

  January 2016

  I was too old

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  tobywankenobijedimaster Posts: 262 Member

  January 2016

  She didn't believe me when I said age was only a number.

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  ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member

  January 2016

  He was too nice

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  joebooth28 Posts: 55 Member

  January 2016

  She went to Hawaii without me
  

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  wolfehound33 Posts: 1,320 Member

  January 2016

  Didn't plan trips well

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  Tripped over his own foot

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  handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member

  January 2016

  Was always tripping

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  tobywankenobijedimaster Posts: 262 Member

  January 2016

  Was the cause of all my tripping

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