WORST NAMES EVER!!!!

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  • xbowhunter
    xbowhunter Posts: 931 Member
    I work with a Mike Hunt... >:)
  • LeTmblwid
    LeTmblwid Posts: 160 Member
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  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Ha I got the Forrest Gump thing, too. Which wouldn't have bothered me so much, except it went on for like 10 years, and every single person who did it seemed to think they were the 1st person to think of it.
    Also, it was the most common name in the US the year I was born, so I very seldom am part of a group that doesn't include someone of the same name.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,543 Member
    Has anybody said "Chris" yet?
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,476 Member
    I knew a Harry Dixon growing up. His parents were super involved with the church so I don't know why they ended up naming him that...

    Also Aiden. That's probably the worst name ever. Or Skyler. I'd rather be a Harry Dixon than an Aiden/Skyler.
  • NYRhockey00
    NYRhockey00 Posts: 1,196 Member
    Richard Handler....
  • Pathmonkey
    Pathmonkey Posts: 108 Member
    In high school there was a boy named Doug Hickey. Not so bad, until of course we turned it around and called him Hug Dickey. Poor *kitten*!
  • overw8gosk8
    overw8gosk8 Posts: 457 Member
    I knew a few. Richard Head an attorney no less. (He would give you the death glare if you called him Dick) A kid named Chris Massengill, not a bad name but poor kid one of the cheerleaders found out Massengill is a type of douche. The worst one was Storey Booke. She went by Steph I think her middle name was Phae or something like that.
  • kxbrown27
    kxbrown27 Posts: 769 Member
    There was a 15 year old kid in Decatur Illinois who was arrested for murder. His name is Shitavious Cook.
  • xXxWhitneyxXx
    xXxWhitneyxXx Posts: 119 Member
    I went to school with a boy named Ben Dover. Poor guy heard hell for that.
  • Quinn_Baker
    Quinn_Baker Posts: 292 Member
    edited April 2016
    Harry Fashina (fa-shine-uh). No joke.
  • trina1049
    trina1049 Posts: 593 Member
    Retired teacher here. My favorite strange name belonged to a student named Yoohonda. Her father named her after his two favorite things -- Yoohoo (a chocolate drink) and Hondas.
  • tcarp8
    tcarp8 Posts: 370 Member
    There is or was a Dr Hurt at the Mayo Clinic
  • positivepowers
    positivepowers Posts: 902 Member
    Here are some more:

    Shi*head (shaw-THAYD)
    A**hole (pronounced ah-SHOL-ay)
    *kitten* (cla-TORE-us)
    Gonorrhea (gu-NO-ree-ah)
    Lemon Jello (le-MON-juh-lo)
    No Smoking (NAWS-mo king)
    Orange Jello (or-AN-juh-lo)
    Pajama (PAH-ja-mah)
    Syphilis (suh-PHYL-lis)
    Testicles (TESS-tic-clees)
    Urine (u-RIN-ee)
    Vagina (va-GEE-na)

    I had heard of the first two, and when I looked them up on Snopes.com I found the rest.
    http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp
  • AmyWebb2
    AmyWebb2 Posts: 69 Member
    I had a student named Chase Beavers. I always got a chuckle out of it.
    My mom had a classmate named Harold Aaron Holle (pronounced "hole") Think about it.
  • x311Tifa
    x311Tifa Posts: 357 Member
    Was at the pulmonary clinic today dropping paperwork for a client. Dr.s' name? Dr. Youngblood.

    That and someone save me from my S/o who wants to name a son Leonidas.... Yea the Spartan king....
  • positivepowers
    positivepowers Posts: 902 Member
    I once knew a cardiologist in Las Vegas named Dr. Croke
  • oh_please
    oh_please Posts: 17 Member
    I knew a couple that named their son Klondike.
    There were identical twin boys in my neighborhood named Charl and Charles.
    I also know a Kashis King and a Sam Mirrai.

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