My Butt Shelf - A Poem
My butt shelf will not go away.
It sits on my backside night and day.
I do my sprints and weights in shifts;
It will not leave; it only lifts.
My guy says, "Booty's good!"
But I just really wish it would
Disappear so I could wear
A bathing suit and not despair.
I thought you all could use a finely crafted piece of English literature for your Sunday. :laugh: