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MY BUTT SHELF

get_fit2009get_fit2009 Member Posts: 832 Member Member Posts: 832 Member
My Butt Shelf - A Poem

My butt shelf will not go away.
It sits on my backside night and day.
I do my sprints and weights in shifts;
It will not leave; it only lifts.

My guy says, "Booty's good!"
But I just really wish it would
Disappear so I could wear
A bathing suit and not despair.

I thought you all could use a finely crafted piece of English literature for your Sunday. :laugh:

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  • mamagettinfitmamagettinfit Member Posts: 25 Member Posts: 25
  • FitbitConnorFitbitConnor Member Posts: 144 Member Member Posts: 144 Member
  • lisawestlisawest Member Posts: 828 Member Posts: 828
    I'll take a transplant! I didn't have much of a "booty" to start with:cry: and now I have a FLAT spot where my butt should be!:sad:
  • get_fit2009get_fit2009 Member Posts: 832 Member Member Posts: 832 Member
    I'll take a transplant! I didn't have much of a "booty" to start with:cry: and now I have a FLAT spot where my butt should be!:sad:

    OMG, the grass is always greener on the other side, I would love to have no booty!
  • cmriversidecmriverside Member Posts: 30,001 Member Member Posts: 30,001 Member
    So, since you and I have met in person, I will say - I'll gladly trade ya some of my Boob Shelf for some of your Butt Shelf.

    Not writing any poetry for ya though.

    I thought you have a nice shape. But I also know we aren't ever satisfied. :wink:
  • get_fit2009get_fit2009 Member Posts: 832 Member Member Posts: 832 Member
    Exactly, we are all our own worst critics. That is all I see when I look in the mirror. Although, when I was about 5 pounds lighter I noticed it less.

    And, ok. A little hurt that there's no poetry from you. I bet you have some good poetry you could write! :laugh:
  • cmriversidecmriverside Member Posts: 30,001 Member Member Posts: 30,001 Member
    There was a young lady built well
    She thought she was shaped like a bell
    But her beauty was classic
    Her figure fantastic
    My poetry really does smell



    :wink:



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  • izzypupizzypup Member Posts: 342 Member Posts: 342
    There was a young lady built well
    She thought she was shaped like a bell
    But her beauty was classic
    Her figure fantastic
    My poetry really does smell



    :wink:


    I think that was great... It is amazing how we see ourselves as to how others see us.


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  • angelwings2000angelwings2000 Member Posts: 359 Member Member Posts: 359 Member
    :laugh: Thanks for the laugh...this must be the talented poet corner.......
  • cmriversidecmriverside Member Posts: 30,001 Member Member Posts: 30,001 Member
    :laugh: Thanks for the laugh...this must be the talented poet corner.......



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  • get_fit2009get_fit2009 Member Posts: 832 Member Member Posts: 832 Member
    Hahahahahaha! CMR, that was great!!!!! Thanks for making my evening!
  • Peter_BradyPeter_Brady Member Posts: 3,825 Member Member Posts: 3,825 Member
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