We broke up because...
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I showed her my face and she ran away screaming0
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I was running with the knife and had an tripped... she said she wouldn't date a cripple0
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she was too paranoid. Always talked about me running around behind her back0
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Too much drama with @lauranorr0
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He was sick of me stealing souls...0
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She cleaned out my wallet0
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You beat me at a dead lift0
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She shopped more than me0
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She ran up my credit cards0
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He wouldn't take me on a European vacation!0
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She was a blanket hog0
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She called me a hog. I knew I needed to trim up, but, sheesh....0
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She ate all the bacon0
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I saw his face on Americas most wanted0
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She turned me in for Reward money!0
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She ran a drug cartel. Known on the streets as Big Red....0
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Chewed gum all the tine. Big Red is good and all, but come on!0
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She tasted like juicy fruit0
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he didn't like my fruit.0
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She couldn't handle being tied up0
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Her melons were spoiled0
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He wanted different melons0
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Would give me her "pits"provencal73 wrote: »He wanted different melons
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Always felt down in the pits!0
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I heard she shoved her ex into a hole0
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He shoved me down the stairs0
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Couldn't take a joke!0
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she didn't like my other girlfriends...0
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