Asda greeting

WARNING: This may not apply to all tastes

A very loud, fat, greasy, unattractive, chav type
woman wearing a Newcastle United top walked into
ASDA in Sunderland with her two umpalumpa kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning
Madam, and welcome to ASDA.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any
chance?'
The ugly fat woman stopped yelling long enough to
say, 'F*ckin ell whye na, they're not twins yer
*kitten*. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the f*ckin ell would you think they're twins?
Are you blind, thick, stupid or just a f*ckin cheese
eater?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam,'replied the
greeter, 'I just couldn't believe you've been
shagged twice.
Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at ASDA.'