We broke up because...
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Couldn't take my girly movies0
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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »Said I was cheating when I threw it overhand.
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She had no moves0
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Thought I was making a move when I smiled0
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She smiled throughout funerals0
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caught her in the dug out doing... well doing things not softball related0
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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »She smiled throughout funerals
True but u kept pinching my ____0 -
Ted me she could punch an inch on me. Rude.0
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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »She smiled throughout funerals
True but u kept pinching my ____
Always kept me guessing.0 -
wanted me to read his mind0
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He read my mind too well. Freaky.0
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I read his mind...oh my
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she was using some kind of jedi mind trick on me! it was freaky0
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Said he felt a "disturbance in the force" every time he had to poop.0
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Kept trying to do the Vulcan death grip on me. Not sexy.0
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He called his *member* Yoda0
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Spock fingers had to poke every bite of food before I was allowed to eat0
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She was using the spock fingers wrong.0
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He was to cute0
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Never gave me enough os0
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I made the mistake of tickling her in her nono spot0
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It was always no no no with her. She was never in the mood.0
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She wanted it aaallll. The time it got exhausting0
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Lack of stamina. I needed to be doing stuff!0
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You were always doing stuff..like playing w ur train collection0
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Kept calling me Thomas the Tank Engine0
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Wouldn't be my little engine that could.
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