We broke up because...
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Always expected us to keep up with the Joneses0
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Was jealous that the Joneses were Jonesing for me
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She was way too jealous. I couldn't even talk to anyone.0
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Broke the if its yellow let it mellow if its brown flush it down rule.0
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She had a potty mouth0
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She didn't like me yelling out obscenities.0
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Never talked dirty to me, just the others, yes she had others0
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She was like the energizer bunny kept going and going and going and going and going
just about killed me!0 -
lack of stamina0
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She lacked flexibility0
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I couldn't make myself into a pretzel0
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Spent all our money on high heels.0
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I kept finding little blue pills on the bottom of my wine glass0
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She took the blue pill and stayed in the Matrix0
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She kept saying that she needed something stronger than wine.0 -
Only cared about himself.0
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Never cared about me.0
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So dramatic.
He asked what I wanted for dinner and I replied "I don't care!"0 -
She is sassy one. Two sassys made it hard for us!0
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I'm rough didn't want to scare her! Lol0
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She never use the lotion I bought her for her birthday or anniversary or for Christmas1
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She would be convinced to shave. So hairy!0
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She tried to shave me while I was sleeping
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Didn't like me being natural0
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Her arm pit hair was so long I could swing on it like a vine!0
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What??? You said you liked it rough0
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Wanted me to sign a pre-nup. To date!
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He took me to the alley cleaners0
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Didn't like all the bite and scratch marks0
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I'm Aly, Nitro left him here.. can't get rid of him...0
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