Tell me a JOKE! Twitter:jontoly

jontoly
jontoly Posts: 5 Member
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Let's say funny Jokes

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  • jontoly
    jontoly Posts: 5 Member
    Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? A: To the retail store.
  • ShawtyShawt
    ShawtyShawt Posts: 2,540 Member
    (From Laffy Taffy wrappers)

    What has 2banks, but no $?
  • ShawtyShawt
    ShawtyShawt Posts: 2,540 Member
    Bethany Waines from G+ said the following:

    "How does Moses make his coffee?" "Hebrews it" "Jew kidding me" "Israeli how he does it"!

    :D
  • LiftingLisa
    LiftingLisa Posts: 12,345 Member
    Q: What did the blonde do when she was told most accidents happen around home? A: She moved
  • paultireland
    paultireland Posts: 285 Member
    How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.
  • paultireland
    paultireland Posts: 285 Member
    How come Stevie Wonder can never see his friends? Because he's married.
  • tmi_gang
    tmi_gang Posts: 781 Member
    My existence. :D:D:/:'(
  • LiftingLisa
    LiftingLisa Posts: 12,345 Member
    paultireland wrote: »
    How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.

    Lol....love it
  • LiftingLisa
    LiftingLisa Posts: 12,345 Member
    tmi_gang wrote: »
    My existence. :D:D:/:'(

    Awww...don't talk like that
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,359 Member
    Reviving this thread for a few good laughs:

    Q: You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?

    A: Because they’re really good at it.

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