You know you are LCHF when...
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retirehappy wrote: »
My older brother and I used to fight over who got to drink the pickle juice when we were kids. My mom always thought we were weird. We also used to fight over who got to lick the spoon used to put the mustard from the glass jar into the tupperware squeeze bottle. I think you have to be at least in your 40's to remember when mustard was only sold in glass jars.9 -
Does pickled herring and roll mops count as pickles? Mmmmmm yum yum yes I eat both!2
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-you wrap your deli meat in lettuce and then in bacon
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There are certain things in life you honestly do not want to experience. Pictures of me on the throne is one of them lol
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When you no longer feel the need to justify and explain every choice you make about what you eat. I've become much less talkative about how I eat with others. Just got so sick of the same old conversations over and over!12
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When your answer to "how can you stay so thin eating like that" is "by eating like this!" I am not terribly thin (179 lbs at 6'1") but within 4 lbs of my goal weight and thinner than the average 46 yo guy with a desk job.12
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When your kid starts asking "is (insert food here) keto?"
When you eat bacon instead of popcorn at the movies
When you suddenly develop the ability to "eyeball" the number of ounces of meat you're prepping and make a game out of it with your digital scale....and reward yourself with bacon...
When your digital scale batteries are low and you go to THREE stores to find the right batteries b/c you have to be able to weigh your food tomorrow
When your weekly food budget is low so you come up with 8 different ways to make crustless quiche
Using pork rinds in place of bread crumbs in meatballs
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When your SO finally gives in and decides to "try" it out, and instantly becomes the resident expert, more dedicated than yourself and starts to repeat all your claims to everyone who wants to listen (true story)15
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When you go to a build your own pizza place and just get the meat toppings...yum!!6
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Shadowmf023 wrote: »
I thought you knew you were LCHF when no one else remotely close to you shows more than a faint smile masking amused disdain for your quirky, picky eating habits.
My SO might try keto when monkeys fly out of my *kitten* (and my kittens are only 10 weeks old....)
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Shadowmf023 wrote: »
I thought you knew you were LCHF when no one else remotely close to you shows more than a faint smile masking amused disdain for your quirky, picky eating habits.
My SO might try keto when monkeys fly out of my *kitten* (and my kittens are only 10 weeks old....)
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Shadowmf023 wrote: »
I thought you knew you were LCHF when no one else remotely close to you shows more than a faint smile masking amused disdain for your quirky, picky eating habits.
My SO might try keto when monkeys fly out of my *kitten* (and my kittens are only 10 weeks old....)
@RalfLott you'll never make it as a Jehova Witness lol1 -
Shadowmf023 wrote: »
I thought you knew you were LCHF when no one else remotely close to you shows more than a faint smile masking amused disdain for your quirky, picky eating habits.
My SO might try keto when monkeys fly out of my *kitten* (and my kittens are only 10 weeks old....)
@RalfLott you'll never make it as a Jehova Witness lol
He should become a journalist. His thread names are perfect for it. Lol3 -
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My stepdaughter and her boyfriend is starting on Monday so I guess I am a major fail at LCHF
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You check to make sure your nicotine patches are sugar free.... 9
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OMG, a morning with my favorite folks!Shadowmf023 wrote: »
I thought you knew you were LCHF when no one else remotely close to you shows more than a faint smile masking amused disdain for your quirky, picky eating habits.
My SO might try keto when monkeys fly out of my *kitten* (and my kittens are only 10 weeks old....)
@RalfLott you'll never make it as a Jehova Witness lolSuperCarLori wrote: »You check to make sure your nicotine patches are sugar free....
Bwahahaahaaa! Brilliant!
You'll eat crow, when necessary, but won't touch the humble pie.
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Shadowmf023 wrote: »Shadowmf023 wrote: »
I thought you knew you were LCHF when no one else remotely close to you shows more than a faint smile masking amused disdain for your quirky, picky eating habits.
My SO might try keto when monkeys fly out of my *kitten* (and my kittens are only 10 weeks old....)
@RalfLott you'll never make it as a Jehova Witness lol
He should become a journalist. His thread names are perfect for it. Lol
Ha! I'm using one of @RalfLott terms in my 4th meal (catch all) category: :Hungry/Peckish/SALT LICK5 -
Shadowmf023 wrote: »Shadowmf023 wrote: »
I thought you knew you were LCHF when no one else remotely close to you shows more than a faint smile masking amused disdain for your quirky, picky eating habits.
My SO might try keto when monkeys fly out of my *kitten* (and my kittens are only 10 weeks old....)
@RalfLott you'll never make it as a Jehova Witness lol
He should become a journalist. His thread names are perfect for it. Lol
Ha! I'm using one of @RalfLott terms in my 4th meal (catch all) category: :Hungry/Peckish/SALT LICK
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
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