How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    omg sounds fun if the kitty lives xD

    Fighting power rangers -nodnod-
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
    Went up in a hot air balloon higher and higher thinking she could catch the rainbow but it caught on fire. She saw color alright
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    A meteor came down as she was visiting the BoryBreezy5 crater national crash site monument 3:
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Flintstone vitamin overdose

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Choked on a sausage
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Breeding llamas accident...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited December 2016
    A tennis racquet collided with her head ..nobody knows who hit her ..but there were rumours of a strange racquet stringer dude hanging about ...
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited December 2016
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Wanted to hold my hand yet he also wanted to play tennis. He couldn't decide which to choose and the yearning for both was so strong that his heart exploded.

    #hobbiescankill

    As I chose her hand in the above scenario, she took a bullet to the heart...
    #HubbiesCanKill
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited December 2016
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    The bullet went through my heart, ricocheted off a tennis ball and pierced his.
    #hobbiesstillkill

    Went through my heart into her chest causing her breast to fatally hit her in the eye...
    #BoobiesCanKill
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    His wife did it ..
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Sadly she was caught in the crossfire of an Australian celebrity death match between Mel Gibson and Russel Crowe
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Kangaroo punch
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Working on his pompadour hairdo in too confined of a space, inhaled too many hairspray fumes.

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