I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

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  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
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    Trying to get her to call her friend over to join us
  • Magnus_TKN
    Magnus_TKN Posts: 1,909 Member
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    We didn't date cause I stood him up
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Living in America
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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    Chained to an old radiator in her basement
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,115 Member
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    A lot stronger....
  • Magnus_TKN
    Magnus_TKN Posts: 1,909 Member
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    He reminded too much of character from Breaking Bad.
  • TrailRunn3r82
    TrailRunn3r82 Posts: 126 Member
    edited January 2017
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    Being reminded why I only love tacos
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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    Crying cause I'm more of a warm apple pie...
  • determined_ella89
    determined_ella89 Posts: 417 Member
    edited January 2017
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    Ending it Because she had to watch American pie twice a day.. Religiously..
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,115 Member
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    Ending it because it is Cherry Pie for me or nothing....
  • Magnus_TKN
    Magnus_TKN Posts: 1,909 Member
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    I'm ending cause I just remembered that I'm not gay
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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    Furious cause his vanilla filling left stains everywhere!
  • Magnus_TKN
    Magnus_TKN Posts: 1,909 Member
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    She lied and said she liked my vanilla filling.
  • determined_ella89
    determined_ella89 Posts: 417 Member
    edited January 2017
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    I ended up.. In a mental institution trying to get all the stains out of the satin sheets!
  • Magnus_TKN
    Magnus_TKN Posts: 1,909 Member
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    She put me in a mental institution for the stains she caused on the sheets.
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    edited January 2017
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    kicking his a55 cause he kept saying the stains in the satin sheets where gum stains! I mean dude.. Seriously?
  • Magnus_TKN
    Magnus_TKN Posts: 1,909 Member
    edited January 2017
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    We broke up cause of domestic abuse in home. I kept telling her I can't help my "gum" stains.
  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
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    Figuring out those weren't gum stains on my jacket I lent him
  • determined_ella89
    determined_ella89 Posts: 417 Member
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    With soggy clothes when we went out on date nights :flushed:
  • JenMS1978
    JenMS1978 Posts: 40 Member
    edited January 2017
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    Helping him remove the gum stains from his jacket.

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