We broke up because...
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He ..he ..ohh I can't say it ..it's too awful ..
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Pushed me into the canal knowing I can't swim
In my defence I just wanted to see what you looked like dripping wet so1 -
He was always throwing water on random women0
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She was always trying to dry me off0
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Was having a fling with Pooh!0
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She said I was too tall0
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She called me an Oompa Loompa0
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She didn't like pet names0
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She tried to make me wear a dog collar0
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She kept putting red lipstick on me1
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She didn't like my sense of humor0
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She didn't have a sense of humor0
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He didn't have any common sense0
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She wouldn't go Dutch0
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He gave away all my shoes, including my wooden shoes!!0
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She had a shoe fetish, and wouldn't allow me to join0
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he would pick things with his hand0
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He had a rash ..
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she gave me the rash0
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Kept scratching that rash!
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didn't pay attention to my bowling balls0
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Always had his bowling balls out0
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Caught her polishing the neighbours balls 1
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she couldn't handle my big balls0
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Balls balls everywhere. Beach balls, basketballs, footballs, ad nauseam. No room for any other playthings.0
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Did not like balls0
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She was always throwing balls at me and laughing0
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she ate some of my balls1
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He wasted so much time fixated on his balls. There's more to life you know?!0
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He only had half of his balls left0
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