Joke

hgam1
hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
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It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?
'Heavens no, we bought it.'
'Then why don't you drive it away.'
We can't drive.'
Then why did you buy it?'
'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting.

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  • hgam1
    hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
    It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
    As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.
    He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?
    'Heavens no, we bought it.'
    'Then why don't you drive it away.'
    We can't drive.'
    Then why did you buy it?'
    'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting.
  • MissNova
    MissNova Posts: 563 Member
    :laugh: Thanks for that joke...I needed it! Too funny!


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  • AugustBaby1973
    AugustBaby1973 Posts: 144
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Now THAT was funny!
  • Juliebean_1027
    Juliebean_1027 Posts: 713 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Just what I needed to brighten up my Thursday morning!
  • Sandydur
    Sandydur Posts: 9,025 Member
    Yearly Exam

    Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with
    certain basics.
    'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
    The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
    The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.
    The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 2".
    She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
    'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and
    slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
    She put me on Prozac. What a *****.
  • hgam1
    hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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