What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

And she has a trunk full at the foot of her bed!

No idea...she keeps them well hidden!

She's secretly a mermaid who just got her legs

Has a collection of Marilyn Monroe inspired dresses that he likes to wear...

There actually is a banana in his pocket.

Her many Lovers

People don't know he does stand-up comedy

Wants to be a referee.

Makes believe he is a King

Struggles to hit a good tee shot.